A demon that u can summon by wanking on ur shit lol

This is The Wanky Shit Demon! Hooray! Thanks to Tony Blews who first made us aware that The Wanky Shit Demon could be summoned. Remember, whatever you do, DON'T SUMMON THE DEMON. DON'T DO IT!

Vist Rathergood . com Wanky Shit Demon

Wanky Shit Demon by Rudy. July 22, 2009

Get merch

wanky blanky

A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock

wanky blanky by blumkin05 September 5, 2016

Get merch

Wanky-wave

When on takes pleasure waving at neighbours or perhaps people from a bus whilst having a wank. The delight is taken when one is having a wank and waving to others whilst maintaining the royal smile.

"Look at the queens wave, such poise and delight as she takes joy from her subjects!"
"Are you sure she's not having a wanky-wave?"

Wanky-wave by PrickMcDick December 31, 2020

Get merch

wanky cock rot

A very unpleasant fungal infection caused by a build up of baby gravy usually found on the member of the hunched backed knuckle shuffler.

Hey falk keep that away from me I don't want wanky cock rot up me bottom!

wanky cock rot by ziplegs March 3, 2009

Get merch