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Waffleitis

The correct term given to a Youtuber who cannot control their impulse to talk utter shite whilst streaming live. Subject has no limit and is guaranteed to bore the pants off of everybody unfortunate enough to catch the live stream.
OMG this dude has waffleitis so bad, i want to block my ears with slugs.
Waffleitis by Silent Robot March 30, 2019
When someone is talking nonsense and a certain someone is saying sum racist ting
Fam dis guy woffeling about how fortnite is still popular
Woffeling by Eatthatpussy122 December 19, 2019

Wafflenomics

Wafflenomics is the study of supreme waffling, usually employed in tense situations.
"How do you plan on presenting this investment opportunity? " "I'm going to use my wafflenomics degree to sell them of the idea they wont be able to not listen"

Wafflenuts 

Wafflenuts are the small bits of poo that men (and some women!) get stuck on the end of their arsehole hairs. Often caused by lacklustre wiping of the bumcrack.
Well, Jim, I'm afraid you have such an advanced case of wafflenuts that incineration of the anal beard is the only viable option.
Wafflenuts by Pikeyfromstaines April 24, 2005

Ass Wafflin'

When someone gets so mad at another person that they open up a hot waffle iron and apply the two sides two both buttcheeks of the offender so as to leave hot, burning waffle lines for life.
Damn it woman, if you don't make me my toast you're gonna get an ass wafflin'!!
Ass Wafflin' by Dudemanship December 3, 2005

waffling 

To have sex with a girl doggie style, with one side of her face on the ground, while you step on her face.
When I waffled her, I made sure she switched to the other side of her face so to be sure she got stepped on equally on both sides.
waffling by E August 21, 2004