Cum Valuation 

The Cum Valuation is the value your cum holds, which can be found in the stickiness, thickness, colour, sperm cells and amount of cum presented to the Cum Evaluator

Chad: Nice cum valuation bro, its real thick!

William: thanks bro, its all thanks to No Nut November

Cum Valuation by William Donelly May 16, 2021

Speed Nob variations 

1. Speed Nob Advanced - draw as many DETAILED penises as possible before they find out

2. Speed Nob Extreme - draw the penis then indent the book with your pen when drawing the bell end. This leaves a long lasting reminder of the attack.

3. Speed Nob Monster - draw as a big and as detailed penis as possible whilst involving as many people as possible

see Speed Nob for an example of Speed Nob variations

Speed Nob variations by Roo Barb March 18, 2009

Vatication

When the Pope abdicates the the Chair (cathedra) of Peter before his natural death, the Emeritus Pope is said to be on permanent Vatication.

Vatication is like the ultimate staycation, since it is a vacation in the Vatican taken on a permanent basis by Emeritus Pope.

Emeritus Pope Benedict XVI starts his permanent Vatication on February 28, 2013, the day he abdicates the pontifical throne, doffs his signature red Prada loafers, and his papal ring is destroyed.

Vatication by Neologian-PJG February 27, 2013

Vagination 

(slang) n. (Va-jin-a-shun)

1. A large gathering of attractive, scantily clad females in a public place.

2. Every female member of the population of a given nation.

3. The opposite of a sausage party/sausage fest.

"My wolf pack and I were hanging at Liam's last night, and all of a sudden, the entire vagination showed up."

Vagination by THE Double D January 13, 2010

Variation 

Something that is the same, but slightly different

For the Holden Commodore I'm renting for this week

I want a wagon variation, not a sedan

Variation by Saintly Boy April 3, 2015

cross-vagination

Having sex with the person you're in a relationship with, and then having sex with your side piece. Later bringing it full circle back to your original partner with the possibility of transmitting an STD.

I banged my wife yesterday. Today, I banged my side piece, and then had to bang my wife again, thereby causing cross-vagination.

cross-vagination by Natron444 March 19, 2014

vagication 

When a women is taking time off from having sex.

I haven't had sex with my wife in 3 months. She's on a vagication!

vagication by p mammen August 2, 2009