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Turtoise 

A turtle that looks like a tortoise. I.e a turtle without flippers
Ah look at that turtoise there.

the Toasty Tortoise 

Where you put a girl head-first into a sleeping bag and then fuck her in the ass.
I used to hate camping, until I gave Rachael the Toasty Tortoise at the lake last weekend.

Tortoise 

An older man who likes to date younger women.
Old Marvin is a Tortoise who his new 20 year old girlfriend. Mmmmmhhhhmm
Tortoise by djdannyd June 5, 2015

tortoise-heading 

Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.
I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.
tortoise-heading by Miejo January 19, 2010

Tortoise 

Tortoise Another name for a ford Taurus. because if there slowness
That taurus is so slow its like a tortoise
Tortoise by CGK May 12, 2009

tortoise twat 

When a woman has a forward facing vagina along with a FUPA creating a crotch that looks like a tortoise.
The yoga pants the girl was wearing, really accented her tortoise Twatt.
tortoise twat by Soup Daddy April 21, 2018