the tortoise and the hare

an absolute toe-gripping fist-clenching song by stray kids

oh mate i love that skz song 'the tortoise and the hare'

i know right!!! seungmin is my bias but minho bias wrecks me so much in that.

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Turtoise

A turtle that looks like a tortoise. I.e a turtle without flippers

Ah look at that turtoise there.

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Where you put a girl head-first into a sleeping bag and then fuck her in the ass.

I used to hate camping, until I gave Rachael the Toasty Tortoise at the lake last weekend.

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An older man who likes to date younger women.

Old Marvin is a Tortoise who his new 20 year old girlfriend. Mmmmmhhhhmm

Tortoise by djdannyd June 5, 2015

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Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.

I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.

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Tortoise Another name for a ford Taurus. because if there slowness

That taurus is so slow its like a tortoise

Tortoise by CGK May 12, 2009

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When a woman has a forward facing vagina along with a FUPA creating a crotch that looks like a tortoise.

The yoga pants the girl was wearing, really accented her tortoise Twatt.

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