Tomming

When a person punches themselves in the junk repeatedly due to the outcome of a sporting event.

I wonder if Tom can still father children after "tomming" himself all last night because of Cutler's performance.

Tomming by snobbig j November 18, 2009

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Twamming

A term used to describe the great size and elegant movement of a woman's ass.

Yo bro, her ass is twamming!

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I wish he'd quit tomming--all of these blog posts he writes while drunk are rambling rants of nonsense.

tomming by thehandrew March 18, 2008

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When someone assists with rubbing one out in the hope that the recipient is sexually 'tamed'.

Fezza was busy taming the tiger on the field

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To walk around naked except for boxer shorts, with your cock hanging through the crotch opening

Tom walked through a very populated dorm one night whilst drunk, and his cock was hanging out. Therefore, we call it Tomming.

Tomming by Drunk at MTU February 24, 2009

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I'm quite possibly tamping at the moment, i am extremely touchy about everyone and everything

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Butt fucking; anal sex

(The asshole/butt-hole is the angry shrew; the dick tames the shrew with each thrust)

Penny from The Big Bang Theory's favorite position is Taming the Shrew.

Damn it, Leonard, Tame Her Shrew!

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