Burger Surgeon 

That one guy who always picks apart their food before eating.

Jesus, Carl is being such a burger surgeon.

Burger Surgeon by FrySeal April 28, 2017

Automotive surgeon 

A skilled mechanic who specializes in automotive surgery; the art, practice, or work of treating diseases, injuries, or deformities by manual or operative procedures.

"My Subaru Forester has been parked outside, non running for 4 years now. I paid my local automotive surgeon to make it start running again."

Automotive surgeon by SMILLER503 October 12, 2017

street surgeon

Another name for a road worker.

"Hey, why aren't you taking 5th ave?"
"Street surgeons are performing an operation there, traffic is going to be backed up all the way to midtown."

street surgeon by Toomanygs December 1, 2021

Earwax Surgeon 

A non-certified doctor who is in the practice of removing ears away from earwax. Earwax surgeons are very precise, gentle and careful in their removal of ears from around thick yellow, brown, and orange balls of wax. The surgeon may also use many tools such as Bobby pins, pipe cleaners, lead pencils, and scoops.

The Earwax surgeon carefully removed the ear from around a thick ball of wax.

The Earwax Surgeon placed the freed wax sample into a plastic bag, and dated it.

Earwax Surgeon by Pidontplay April 4, 2024

Cum Surgeon

A person who fucks up with finesse.

Hats off to the cum surgeon. He messes up better than any of us!

Cum Surgeon by Slowly_Gone November 14, 2025

Slice Wizard/Digital Surgeon/Image Overlord

CT Tech – noun: Also called a Rad Technologist or MRI Technologist. Slices humans digitally, controls radiation like a pro, has a huge cock, and spends free time obsessing over K-dramas. X-ray techs are slower, but almost as cool… kind of. Basically a legend in scrubs.

Slice Wizard/Digital Surgeon/Image Overlord K-Drama King/Queen – “Only the K-Drama Queen could pause my MRI and lecture me about the latest Korean romance plot twist.”

Slice Wizard/Digital Surgeon/Image Overlord by Para magician April 4, 2026

virgin sturgeon 

A virgin sturgeon is a fish that doesn't produce any roe. Or wade.

She was minnow less - a virgin sturgeon.

virgin sturgeon by Cranberry Bob February 28, 2020