Shannon Messenger 

Author/Goddess of everything *chef's kiss

OH MY GOD IS THAT SHANNON MESSENGER!!!! Oh, never mind, that's just some random person who will never be as cool as Shannon Messenger.

Shannon Messenger by Glimmer of the Neverseen January 20, 2022

Shoot the Messenger 

A party game where you take the last three people you messaged, and the group chooses one thread to be read out loud, unless you use your veto

"Let's play Shoot the Messenger"
"Okay, you first"
"Alright, my last three convos are with Alex, Will, and Jill"
"I choose the Jill convo"

Shoot the Messenger by insomniack November 13, 2020

msn messenger 

An attempt to further dominate the cyber world by Microsoft.

Is msn messenger superior to the other IM's? No, but Bill Gates likes it.

msn messenger by numerator May 2, 2005

messenger breakdown 

The type of breakdown the consists of random "machine gun" fire guitar bursts that are accompanied by a double bass drum and bass guitar for a deep and heavy effect. This type of breakdown is usually found in types of metalcore/hardcore music. The August Burns Red album "Messengers" relies on these breakdowns very heavily, hence the name "messenger breakdown". These breakdowns usually cause the crowd to either headbang in one fluid motion, or spawn huge mosh pits.

"The new August Burns Red album doesn't have that many messenger breakdowns in it"
"The breakdown at the end of Symphony in Peril's "Stilletto" is epic, but it's no messenger breakdown"
"All hardcore music should have at least one messenger breakdown to be considered moshpit ready"
August Burns Red's "Up Against the Ropes" 0:35-1:02 is just one example.

messenger breakdown by Not Our Tomorrow August 13, 2009

Windows Live Messenger 

The new name for MSN Messenger when, what was suppose to be MSN 8, comes out. This is because Microsoft are re-branding many of there famous products, such as, Microsoft Office which is planned to be one of the things integrated into WLM.

Bill Gates: Hey, lets change MSN Messenger to Windows Live Messenger and throw away the whole of MSN and the MSN butterfly because I suck!

Windows Live Messenger by --P4R4D0X-- November 21, 2005

yahoo messenger 

Quite possibly the worst instant messaging protocol to be used today (Although not quite as worse as ICQ)

I personally feel sorry for people that use Yahoo... hey the 1990's called, it wants it's messaging protocol back.

Hey I'm going to send a message to my friend on Yahoo messenger... oh wait that's right, all my friends use AIM or MSN.

yahoo messenger by Domino June 8, 2007

AOL Instant Messenger 

Its been disputed since the dawn of the internet where our form of grammar and spelling was tainted.

I have the answer. And the answer in question is AOL instant messenger.

Y0 FEWL YUO SIGNEING ON AOL INSTANT NTN NT MESSENAGR TODEY!11?

Yeah, AOL is a virus within itself.

Macho Man Randy Savage approves of this message.

AOL Instant Messenger by Not Zane September 5, 2004