Lambda Chi Alpha

Lambda men are cute little short kings. Majority of them respects women. Never really had any roofie rumors. All good grades, but they are all kinda stupid. A lot of them could pull, but no one has ever heard of them being with a women. There are a couple of man whores though.

"Hey are you going to the Lambda Chi Alpha Dayge? It's their annual Olympics party."

"Of course I am! Rather go to Lambda then Pike Spike..."

Lambda Chi Alpha by penishehe69 August 27, 2023

lambda calculus 

Formal system for expressing computation defined by Alonzo Church. Computer scientists love it and have created cult-like groups based on it, such as the Knights of the Lambda Calculus and the Knights who Say Lambda.

Bruh, did you know that you can obtain the terms of infinitary Lambda Calculus automatically quotiented by alpha-equivalence using the name abstraction endofunctor in the category of nominal sets??

lambda calculus by John_Von_Unipi April 26, 2024

pi lambda phi 

The greatest fraternity that ever existed. Composed of individuals who are the most athletic, fuck the hottest girls, and maintain exemplary grades. Referred to as "The Shit." PiLams are known for being non-discriminatory towards everybody and propagate freedom for all men of all creeds.

Pi Lambda Phi parties are the craziest, wildest, and funnest. Hot girls feel blessed to have been fucked by a PiLam member.

pi lambda phi by slimm jim May 5, 2006

Delta Phi Lambda 

Delta Phi Lambda is a non-profit organization that advocates Asian awareness and empowers women to lead through values-based programs and everlasting sisterhood. Delta Phi Lambda's national philanthropy is osteoporosis education and prevention, emphasizing the importance of promoting healthy lifestyles and behavior in young women.

Delta Phi Lambda is Everlasting and the sisters are beautiful and smart!

Delta Phi Lambda by DFL 10 July 5, 2012

Alpha Kappa Lambda 

One of the foremost fraternities in today's greek community. It was founded in 1914 at UC Berkeley by a group of men who believed in the five ideals of AKL. Judeo-Christian Principles, Leadership, Scholarship, Loyalty, and Self-Support. The men of Alpha Kappa Lambda take pride in their academics and participate in multiple philanthropies. However, they also know how to throw one heck of a party. You should have been there for halloween this year at Kappa Chapter... just sayin'.

"Mom, Dad, I know you don't really want me to join a fraternity, but have you checked out Alpha Kappa Lambda? They have the 5th highest GPA average out of 40 fraternities at Purdue, and they do all sorts of philanthropies. I really think this would add to my college experience."

DUDE! that party last week at Alpha Kappa Lambda was SIIIIICK! There must have been 2000 people there!

Alpha Kappa Lambda by AKL 11:11 November 14, 2010

Theta Alpha Lambda 

The best sorority known at Plattsburgh State!!! Created in 1966 we are Plattsburgh's oldest sorority. Currently the only Local Sorority at Plattsburgh State. Group of girls you'll never forget.

Rush Theta Alpha Lambda!! You'll never forget!!!

Theta Alpha Lambda by s07 October 17, 2010

Alpha Nu Alpha Lambda

ANAL. It means anal. Sorority girls like to say it instead of just saying they do anal.

Girl 1: I absolutely love Alpha Nu Alpha Lambda!
Girl 2: Gross..
Girl 3: Don't knock it till you tried it.

Alpha Nu Alpha Lambda by ironicdeepthroat September 7, 2013