jersey 

A state in the east coast that isn't known for much else besides Jersey Shore, a t.v. show about this state and it's stereotypical losers that live in it, and it's disgusting smell. The people from Jersey are all stuck in the 80's. The guys wear those "Scarface Suits", the women still have big hair, and they still wear animal prints. Jersey used to be made fun of all the time but over the past year or so it's become The State. It's stopped being known as "That shitty state between Pennsylvania and New York". With about three t.v. shows set in this state (Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious and The Sopranos and Cake Boss) this place has become the East Coast version of Hollywood.

jersey guy:"Yoooo sweetheart wuzzup?"
jersey "lady": "uh muh gawd. you are like so fucking' hot. ya wanna fuck?"

jersey by jersey new jersey jersey shore December 14, 2010

jersey 

1) an up-north, jorts wearing homosexual who is known to invite himself into your house and stay for many days, eating all your food. 2) A womanizing son of a bitch, who always has to one up you with anything you say. Cocky for no reason what so ever, and has had sex with "10, 11, and 13" girls. Be careful when meeting one of these jerseys, look for a doug funny like character with a fake northern accent who doesnt know shit about anything. 3) The thin brown stain you get in ur underwear after scratching your ass continuously throughout the day.

"That Jersey fucker spilt choclate milk all in my fucking car"
"Dude, lock the door so jersey doesnt come in again and use all our toilet paper!"
"I forgot to wipe my ass earlier and now my ass itches. I'm gonna have a huge jersey by the end of the day."
"Quit being a fucking jersey."
"Thank God Jersey is in Spain for a year!"

jersey by Thomas Edison June 6, 2007

jersey 

any person, place, thing, or event that is or was fun and that does not involve man love.

man that party was jersey, there was a lotta jLo booties and some kickin' tunes

jersey by deeeVON January 29, 2004

jersey 

One's Name & Phone Number. As when a male is hitting on a female, asking for her 'digits.'

"Chicks givin' me they jersey, tha's they name and numba"

jersey by Kim February 28, 2004

jersey 

Bowling:
The left side of the triangle of bowling pins (i.e. pins 1, 2, 4, and 7). Generally applicable only when bowling in New York. Synonymous with Brooklyn, if one is bowling in Manhattan.

Shit, I hit it Jersey again!

jersey by Funkdubious January 19, 2004

Jersey 

Representative of any poor job of parking or any form of automotive usage

Dude, that park job is so Jersey

Jersey by The Vulture August 17, 2008

jersey 

this word refers to the state, New Jersey, therefore making the meaning say 'uncoool' much like the state that smells so bad

why are u hanging out with that kid, he's so jersey!

jersey by jen October 1, 2004