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Harrington wristwatch

When a girls pussy(or ass) is sooooo large you could stick your entire fist in it. Then you pick her up with your forearm inside of her using her similar to a wristwatch. Very difficult to perform but when it is done, you know you got a loosy on your hands(literally).
That broads vag was sooo used I pulled off a Harrington wristwatch on er'.
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PRINCE HARMING

That hot, fun, smart and successful man who is delicious at the get-go. But upon a closer look, this man is superficial, selfish, immature and slimey—he is sometimes referred to as a frog. Prince Harmings weigh down independent, young women and create harmful relationships.
Kelly: "I can't believe Bobby lied to me again!"
Stephanie: "Kelly, don't act so surprised. Bobby's hurt you before. He is such a Prince Harming!"

"Chris Brown done beat Rhianna again, he sure is a Prince Harming!"
PRINCE HARMING by QNY August 25, 2009

harbinger 

harbinger by Larstait November 6, 2003

Tonya Harding 

The surprise kneecappin' of noobs to eliminate any future competition.
Dude, I knew if that fatass entered the match he'd own, so I put on a ski mask, hid outside his momma's house, and when he came home I totally Tonya Hardinged his ass!
Tonya Harding by J. Knight June 29, 2004

harbinger of terror 

This is the shit that you have to hold in for whatever reason, but you can fuckin feel it get more powerful by the second as it builds up and waits for its moment to strike. And you know: any moment could be your last. You're searching for an adequate restroom just to wreak havoc. When you finally find it, you release a diarrhea octopus upon the world.
Holy fuck, I had to hold in this massive harbinger of terror all day. It was a mess when I finally could use the restroom.
harbinger of terror by DickMan69 September 11, 2013

Bean Harbinger 

The Most feared sports competitor on the face of this planet
Bean Harbinger by 03gallagherj February 15, 2008

Steve Harrington 

wow i wish steve harrington was my mom!