Fuxedo 

Alternate version of "birthday suit."

Alice opened the bedroom door to find that John was lounging around in nothing but his fuxedo.

Fuxedo by Lambfudge August 31, 2013

fluxed 

Describing a person: confused, burned out, possibly wigged out. (Possibly a shortening of flummoxed.)

After staring at the computer all day, I'm totally fluxed.

fluxed by sford February 17, 2006

faxedo

A lower cost facsimile of true men's formal wear made by putting together a regular suit with a cummerbund, bow tie and pleated shirt.

Dave was going on a cruise that had 2 formal dinners. He dind't own a tuxedo and the cost of the cruise set him back a bunch. To avoid renting or buying real formal wear he bought a nice shirt, and a cummerbund and bow-tie set. It cost him much less than formal wear and made a reasonable faxedo for the affairs.

faxedo by CheapCruise September 30, 2011

fuxxed up 

Fucked up xxtra fucked up

drank a liter of Red Stag...so fuxxed up right now

fuxxed up by Whyte Trash Jedi April 28, 2016

Fixed Noise 

Fox so-called News

The Former Guy's favorite entertainment channel, Fixed Noise, is a grave national-security threat and has anchor-goons who participated in Jan 6 terrorism and other Fat Nixon treason stuff.

Fixed Noise by Uncle Joosie February 25, 2022

Semen fused 

when a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into a woman's face and her eyes become stuck together and fused

jon: im so sorry. i just semen fused your eyes together
Amy: #LessGlue!

Semen fused by twerkalicious69 June 12, 2014

Tony Foxed 

Doing something half assed.

Who Tony foxed this up?
This is the most Tony Foxed thing I've ever seen.
What in the name on Tony Fox happened here?

Tony Foxed by Sdoty89 January 24, 2019