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funnel dick 

A penis with a dick hole that is larger than the shaft, creating a funnel-like shape.
It's a whole new experience with me, but you can't get this funnel dick for free! It only costs two dollars.

Girrrl that guy had a funnel dick, I had to fold the tip just to get it inside.
Somebody who drinks water and pees at the same time
I'm a major funnel in the bathroom right now.
Funnel by WorldRenownedJolfer October 30, 2011

Funnel Flambé 

Funnel Flambé

After fucking his woman in the ass the man sticks a funnel in the woman's pussy and puts his ass to the funnel and let's a ripper go. Whilst he has his cock covered with her truffle butter he holds a lighter to the area, she lets the quif go and lights the shit on his cock on fire. Then he fucks the quif back into her.
Man that chick's pussy smelled like somebody gave her a Funnel Flambé , either that or I was licking the wrong hole!!
21st Century evolution of the party funnel. The "Chuggler".
www.chuggler.com
see "chuggler"
see www.chuggler.com
funnel by Mr. C March 18, 2005

Reverse Funnel 

Drinking a funnel out of the funnel portion instead of the hose.
I did a couple of reverse funnels and now I'm drunk
Reverse Funnel by TLC1234 November 27, 2005

funnel fun 

funnel fun is a colloquial term for coitus.

funnel fun is a term for fucking.
"Shit...I could sure do with some funnel fun tonight," Rod Fathers said staring down at his wife's fun - funnel .

"You aren't getting any funnel fun tonight unless you fix them f'king lights in the bathroom," Rod Fathers wife exclaimed.
funnel fun by Rod Fathers (LE) November 4, 2013