High Speed Bullet Dispenser 

Any kind of automatic weapon which fired bullets, rounds, or shells. Has it's origin in a game of Halo when a player referred to a Banshee as a Plane, (which is a much more litteral word to describe it), and as a mocking taunt, AcrazyMoomoo (D. Witchley) began calling automatic guns "High Speed Bullet Dispensers".

"Load your high speed bullet dispenser and get ready to fight!"

High Speed Bullet Dispenser by Vinny128128 January 15, 2006

cop dispenser 

A paved area off to the side of a highway or in the median between lanes specifically constructed to conceal a police car for speed traps. Also, an onramp notorious as a hiding place for police vehicles.

Watch out as you first come into the city. There is a loaded cop dispenser just after the first curve.

cop dispenser by Timotheus325 June 22, 2012

snowball dispenser

To sit on your boyfriend's face or sexual partner after getting cream-pied and force them to open their mouth to receive the 'snow ball'.

"Dude, my girl is a total freak!! She sat on my face after sex and gave me a snowball dispenser!! Gross!!!"

snowball dispenser by Chaos February 4, 2015

pez dispenser 

when you cut someones throat so it leaves a huge gash and makes the victim look like a pez dispenser

dont fuck with me or i'll have you looking like a pez dispenser

pez dispenser by Big Rob 187 July 2, 2006

Mustard dispenser 

A sex act in which a man has reverse cowgirl anal sex with a pregnant woman and in the middle of sex punches her in the stomach so hard she aborts the fetus then and there and drips said fetus onto the mans genitals.

Sally: Speaking of clinics I need to go to there and see if I'm charring, unless of course you wanna do the mustard dispenser ;)

Linus: What the fuck is the mustard dispenser...

Mustard dispenser by ojo_tango July 15, 2021

prez dispenser 

What president Bush is: A lie dispenser.
pezdispenser.
"lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie!"

Example 1: All that comes out of President Bush's mouth is lies!
Example 2: I have a Prez dispenser magnet on my fridge.

prez dispenser by Jaja A August 2, 2006

PEZ Dispenser 

Guy is standing up. Girl is in front of guy, on her knees giving him head. Right after the guy blows his load, before she can swallow it, he smacks her under the chin causing her head to raise up. Then punches her in the gut so she spits the load out. Kinda like when you lift the head on a real PEZ Dispenser and candy comes out. For added realism and fun have the girl ware some sort of Halloween mask, like Darth Vader or Bugs Bunny, etc.

At the Halloween party I went in the bathroom with this chick in a Yoda costume and did a PEZ Dispenser.

PEZ Dispenser by Intercaust February 4, 2004