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critical mass 

A monthly gathering of people to ride bikes around a city or town. Its general purpose is to raise awareness that people ride bikes for transportation too and roads should be more accomidating for bikes. With many cyclists riding together in a group they are able to reach a "critical mass" and become a powerful entity of the roads, taking up many lanes.

Invented in San Francisco, it is celebrated in many cities across the world due to its simplicity to organize, often all you need to is spread the word about it. In San Francisco and New York participants often number in the thousands. It is usually at the end of the day on the last Friday of every month, at a standard, well-known gathering spot.

Often criticized by motorists as a nuciance, though cyclists criticise back that motorists hog the road, pollute, kill, etc.
Hey bro, want to see a movie this Friday at 5?

No man, I'm going to the Critical Mass to challenge the social norm of owning a car! Me and a few hundred other bike riders are going to be celebrating peaceful transportation. You should come. Everyone should come! No Critical mass? Start one!
critical mass by mr. bike April 14, 2006
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Critical Ops 

A game with a toxic community who blames good players as Hacker , and fulfilled of under 6yr Singaporean, Indian or Pakistani kids in their discord voice chat channel
A smurf is playing on gold ranked.
n00b : "omg hacker rain go fuck yourself don't play Critical Ops "
smurf : "tf lol look at your kdr bottom frag"
Critical Ops by XxRuitxX June 17, 2018

Critical Race Theory 

Critical Race Theory is mostly a Republican dog whistle meant to scare uneducated white parents

critical mass 

pronounced: /KRIT-ik-ul MAS/

1. (noun) In physics, a measurable point at which a reaction becomes self-sustaining or self-increasing without external force

2. (noun) In sex, the moment when an orgasm is inevitable.

3. (noun) An emotional state of a large group of people which reaches a crescendo (such as in an angry mob or in a concert).

4. (noun) In traffic, the state of having too many cars on the road to effectively move.
1. The atom bomb is intentionally pushed beyond the point of critical mass to create an explosion.

2. When I was fucking my ho, I had to pull out before critical mass so she wouldn't get pregnant.

3. We'd better pull out the riot gear -- this crowd is reaching critical mass.

4. The Interstate has reached critical mass, it's bumper-to-bumper out there!
critical mass by Marcus Wright March 25, 2009

critical maz 

the point of extreme pressure right before ejaculation.
gad damn!open wide bitch*pant*,im at critical maz motherfuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh!

Critical Race Denialism 

It's the uncanny pattern of denial by liberals of the existence and promulgation of Critical Race Theory in universities and schools, despite overwhelming evidence existing supporting such a notion.
Chrostopher Rufo, recently declared victory over critical race denialism in a tweet, because of the Washington Post, a liberal newspaper, reporting on the presence of Critical Race Theory in Virginia classrooms .

critical stache

the point in which you can't go any longer without shaving.
Man oh man, i think Ulysses hit critical stache a couple days ago. I don't know why he doesn't shave already.
critical stache by handsoftorgo November 3, 2008