CALVIN

Calvin is a warm-hearted person. He has a big heart and has no bad intentions. Calvin refers himself as a wolf and underestimate other animals. Calvin is lovable and caring. I admit that he's handsome. He is very talkative and annoying but that's what I like about him. Calvin is a special human because he's patient.

Calvin is the most charming guy in the universe.

CALVIN by manvswolf June 11, 2018

Calvin

A shitty driver! Doesnt check his blind spots! Smart cars are invisible to him! Blame on others!

Calvin hit a smart car and blamed it on an Audi.

Calvin by The man that knows everything March 15, 2017

Calvin

An openly straight guy who is suspected of being homosexual by his peers is caught kissing another guy in a dark club. This said guy then continues to declare he is not a homsexual.

Hey bro, did you see what he did last night at the club? He pulled a Calvin. No H. RoadHouse!

Calvin by house music lover September 26, 2013

Calvin

A baby back bitch with a small dick. Probably plays baseball but has a huge ego. Calvin's are on average pretty small and skinny brown hair brown eyes. Calvin's when they get a girlfriend they ditch their friends for her and leave his friends behind.

That dude is such a Calvin. Don't be a Calvin.

Calvin by Bigvock04 February 13, 2017

Calvin

The most unintelligent, small-penis, ugly motherfucker with a godawful taint (it smells like spoiled cauliflower) who has mommy and daddy issues and cries himself to sleep every night (just kidding he has severe insomnia, very dark circles under his eyes, and foams at the mouth, making him look like a rabid raccoon most of the time).

Chris: "God, I just stepped on my roommate's dried up, crusty contact lens."

Andrew: "That's disgusting. He's such a Calvin."

Calvin by hungcollegedude September 20, 2019

Calvin

An anorexic fuckboy with a millimeter weiner

Calvin: "Lets fuck"

MEGA FAGGOT

Calvin by Fat.Retard September 3, 2017

Calvin

Worst guy you'll ever meet. He bullies, manipulates, lies, cheats and doesn't give a shit about you.

Calvin is the worst scumbag ever.

Calvin by A Depressed Mess December 29, 2016