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Google Baiting 

To Google bait is to tempt Google's suggestion bar feature by typing in a random phrase and seeing what it advises you to finish the phrase with and search for. It is a proven cure for boredom, as there is a high frequency of crazy-ass shit showing up.
Jimmy: Yo, what you doin', homeboy?

Johnny: Yo, I'm Google baiting. I'm so bored, I been doin' this shit all afternoon. I typed in "Is George Bush" and google suggested "Jewish?" and "a reptilian?". I nearly died LOLing.

Jimmy: Yo, that's so silly, dude. I mean, everyone knows that Dubya's a reptile, right?
Google Baiting by noah91 November 16, 2009
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chick-baiting

sexist language and behavior intended to upset or offend women.
Charlie's favorite passtime is chick-baiting.
chick-baiting by LaLaLander17 February 14, 2009
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Tip baiting 

Promising a big tip, usually with an online order, then changing the tip or eliminating it altogether when the service was great, just to be a cheap asshat.
"I'm risking corona just to deliver these bougie jerks' groceries and half of them are tip baiting me! I have bills, too!"
Tip baiting by Callordin April 18, 2020

book banning 

Wow, a defintion where you get to listen to someone ramble on about why they are against censorship. Well, here goes:
Book banning is when books are removed from children's reading lists because of sexual content, death, violence, magic, anti-religious themes, drugs, homosexulality, transgenders, transvesites, and any other fucked up reason those conservative, bible-banging southerners can come up with! (Excuse my French). Some books, such as the Harry Potter series were banned because they contain magic and sorcery and the eye of some religious schools, magic is the work of the devil and kids shouldn't read about because it will take them away from there faith. A kid can read Harry Potter and still believe in God, for God's sake. Some books were banned because a character was homosexual, or a transvesite, and homosexuality is considered evil! Sometimes, a character will dress up as a boy (or a girl) and the book will be banned. A character will die of natural causes, and the book will be banned. A character will say the word "pee" or "poop" and the book will be banned. A character will commit suicide and the book will be banned. A character will say the word sex and the book will be banned. A character will talk about death or say the word "die" and the book will be banned. A character will say a swear word such as "crap" or "damn" and the book will be banned. I can understand books being banned because of racism or vivid sexual scenes, or vivid violent scenes. Banning books from children does nothing except make the children more curious as to why the books have been banned! However, I believe that schools can ban whatever they want, because it's not always up to the children to make the best choices on what kind of book they should read. But banning books from libraries is WRONG! People have the freedom to read whatever they want and the fucking government should have absolutely nothing to do with it! I want you to end book banning and censorship NOW!
To all you book banning bastards out there: GO FUCK YOURSELF!
book banning by Kensington 67 September 5, 2005

status baiting 

When someone creates a status that is very important, but equally vague to force people to generate focus on the status creator.
Status creator: "In the ER!"
Responders: "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Call me if you need me!" "Please let us know whats happening?"

Scott like to spend his evening status baiting his friends to add value to his life.
status baiting by Circusbrain July 21, 2014

moriarty baiting 

When you write a show, and you can't excite your audience with nothing but empty promises of a long-dead villain appearing over and over again in every situation you can put him into without saying he's alive or dead. You're trying to keep your audience, but you'll never gonna bring him back, while basically basing your whole show on the fact that he MIGHT be back. It's bad writing and it makes people sad.
"Did you see the new season of Sherlock? Is Jim really alive?"
"Nah, it was a total moriarty baiting the whole time... there's Sherlock's evil sister instead."

"what"
moriarty baiting by TheAlec January 29, 2017

Lesbian Baiting

When a straight girl acts like she’s interested in another girl just so she can come out to her.
Lesbian girl: I came out to Amelia because I thought she was interested in me, then she ditched me
Friend: What gave you the indication that she was a lesbian?
Lesbian girl: She kept flirting with me.
Friend: She was lesbian baiting you