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1. Getting pulled into a useless conversation with a self-proclaimed expert on the subject matter
2. Having a certain self-proclaimed expert involved on a cost and time sensitive project and totally failing
3. In general, getting screwed by an incompetent hipster
Where's Jon? We're going to be late for lunch.

We better just leave him be, he's getting R-Boned so I doubt we'll be seeing him anytime soon.
R-Boned by Paul Bunyan 2nd June 26, 2013
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big boned 

An excuse used by fat people when they don't want to admit that they are fat.
Honest Person: You are fat!
Fat Person: No I am just big boned!
big boned by Jake Landen January 3, 2006
1. A small grocery store, often found in a Spanish-speaking neighborhood.

2. In a Spanish-speaking country, a wine shop or a warehouse for the storage of wine.

1. I'm off to a bodega to buy some groceries.
2. I'm off to a bodega to buy some wine.
Bodega by Jafje April 15, 2007
When a car hits another in the side forming a letter "T"
"I ran a red light and I tboned this other car!"
t-boned by Monica February 28, 2004

big boned 

A nice way of saying one is fat, built in an odd way, or a giant.
"Am I fat Mommy?"
"No of course not sweetie, your just big boned..."
big boned by Sibyl Vane May 27, 2004

Bodega Surprise 

A term used for an individual residing in Brooklyn, who invites a naiive yet attractive date over for a home cooked meal made with ingredients bought at local bodegas in hopes of engaging in sexual relations. Post dinner, after the date consents to coitus and without warning, the Brooklynite inserts their index finger into the rectum of their date, and then yells "Surprise!"
At the college reunion, Lydia gave Annabel a Bodega Surprise, thus releasing Annabel's inner sexual tirgress, and solidifying their deep friendship.
Bodega Surprise by Milyannavy Manila February 15, 2009