chat asthma 

When you get so excited or nervous, that you start hitting enter lots of times mid-sentence as if you're gasping for air.

Can become extremely annoying if done through email or if you have an alert sound because they'll be stuffing your message feed or inbox.

Spaz: oh fuck
Spaz: I think
Spaz: that chinese food
Spaz: is giving me
Spaz: the squirts
Spaz: gotta find
Spaz: a bathroom fuuck
Friend: Hah, sucks to your chat assmar

Friend: Holy shit, you've got my phone blowing up I got like 20 alerts from you what do you want?
Spaz: Excuse the
Spaz: chat asthma but,
Spaz: you gotta
Spaz: check this shit
Spaz: OUT mann

chat asthma by Fonzki November 28, 2013

Winter Asthma

Asthma that is brought on by physical activity done outside during winter.

I just got some serious winter asthma from running around in the snow.

Winter Asthma by TheSeal March 16, 2017

Lung Asthma Cancer 

Guy 1: Dude! I'm dying...
Guy 2: I don't care unless it's of something major
Guy 1: Dude! Lung Asthma Cance- *GASP!!!!!*-r
Guy 2: Is that even a thing?
Guy 1: *Currently twitching on the floor* ;-;
Guy 2: Should I cal 911? Oh wait...

Dude why are you gasping so much? You ok?

No... I have lung asthma cancer ;-;

Lung Asthma Cancer by SexyAshienBoi January 17, 2018

bread asthma 

When you can't breathe while eating any type of bread product.

Hey Ryan, do you want me to pick up a sandwich for you? Nah man, every time I eat bread I can't breathe cause my bread asthma kicks in.

bread asthma by Mr guy dude November 15, 2017

anal asthma

an excuse for farting

i swear i didn't fart its just my anal asthma acting up again.
can you please pass me my anal inhaler?

anal asthma by fuckherrightinthepussy69 August 11, 2014

the asthma puffer 

as a chick is sucking your balls, making sure her head is upright, she gives you a handjob resembling the action of using an asthma puffer.

I met this hot chick last night that took me home and gave me the asthma puffer.

the asthma puffer by asthmainventer October 15, 2009

teriyaki asthma

asthma acquired by overindulgence in teriyaki or Mexican seafood

"I feel sick. Must be the teriyaki asthma again."
"You mean that awesome series of 7'' compilations C/Z Records put out in the early nineties?"
"Nope."

teriyaki asthma by JohnnyLurg September 29, 2011