Ed 

A man who is very very punny. He makes puns all the time and he is very loveable.

"Hey Ed tell us a joke!" "What did the ear of corn say when all its clothes fell off? Aww shucks!" "Wow Ed that was so terrible it might be funny."

Ed by Kris Humphires July 4, 2015

Ed 

To half rep

Holy shit that guys Ed repping

Ed by NigelPink June 19, 2016

-ed

A suffix that a posh person can add to literally any noun to mean 'drunk' in the UK.

Wellington George: Golly. It seems my wife has left me for a much younger man. It seems like a good time to get absolutely trouser-ed

-ed by ugh school June 6, 2016

ed 

ed is cool
ed has money

everyone knows ed
all the females rave over ed

be like ed

" Gee , i wish hoes would hop on my dick like they do ed, i have to boss my life up. "

ed by William Flippa March 13, 2017

Ed 

explosive diarrhea

She had ed after eating Taco Bell.

Ed by Cheche21 July 27, 2017

ED 

The reason why Joe can't cum.

Joe would cum out to Boston with the bois but he just got diagnosed with ED. Go BROOINS!!

ED by Dollarbill0831 August 17, 2017

Ed 

Short for: Erectile Dysfunction

"Dude, I bet Nate still won't lose his v-card this year cuz he's got ed."

Ed by EndYasss2k17 September 29, 2017