Thank you for coming to my ted talk 

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.

You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Thank you for coming to my ted talk by jamesqu August 2, 2018

thinking grenades

Used by Peter Griffin to aid his thought processes. They are regular grenades that he throws out the window while he is coming up with an idea.

Carter, hand me my thinking grenades!

thinking grenades by eltonjolt May 22, 2006

thank u, next 

Another way to say fuck off to somebody who claims to hate relevancy

Thank u, next

thank u, next by James Clean November 5, 2018

thankie 

a cuter way of saying "thank-you" or "thanks"

thankie for the comments

thankie by primaverabebe January 26, 2010

thinkacane 

Like a brainstorm, only better, because it is a hurricane of very focused ideas

Our volume is down. We're going to have to have a Thinkacane in order to figure out how we're going to generate productivity in place of the standard we earn on tonnage.

thinkacane by Area Man May 25, 2007

thinking in loud 

A polite way to tell someone who thinks out loud either too much or too loudly to shut the fuck up.

<Person 1>: I wonder if I should eat food today?
<Person 2>: Are you asking me something?
<Person 1>: No. Just thinking out loud.
<Person 2>: ......
<Person 1>: What should I wear today?
<Person 2>: Are you asking me?
<Person 1>: No I am just talking to myself.
<Person 2>: Well do you mind thinking in loud because you're bothering me.

thinking in loud by Ben Chott November 14, 2011

Thanksribbing 

Thanksribbing is a non-civic holiday celebrated the Saturday before Thanksgiving (Canada) or Columbus Day (USA). It is typically celebrated with a feast of BBQ'd ribs and your favorite beverage. It is celebrated with friends and/ or family.

Are you coming over for Thanksribbing this weekend?

I ate so may ribs at that Thanksribbing celebration.

I love BBQ'd ribs so much I decided to celebrate Thanksribbing this year.

Thanksribbing by T-Bone19 October 7, 2012