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Christina Bruno 

She is truly a one of a kind, someone who is indescribable by just issuing adjectives. Christina Bruno is so talented, gorgeous, exotic, loving, caring and all around just a perfect person. I don’t know what anyone would be able to do without her loving affection whenever they are down. She is so sweet and cares for everyone first before herself. This is only a small portion to the description but I don’t believe anyone reading this can be deemed worthy of reading the rest.
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Chrising 

When someone agrees to plans with friends or co workers, but backs out the day of scheduled events.
“Hey man, you all packed for hunting today?”

“No sorry I picked up some OT I forgot to tell you”

“Cmon, stop Chrising and grab your tent
Chrising by Adam island man December 14, 2019

christine 

christine means when something is bad as if you broke up or something that bothers you with hatred
oh damn we got jellybelly well it isn't that christine at least we didn't get bean boozled that would have been more christine than ever
christine by IAmASmartyPantsMate December 15, 2019

Christine 

A cunt. Specifically, the kind of cunt that makes guys think she's a real catch while you're together, then proceeds to blow the entire neighborhood and reveal her true spiteful cuntyness after you've broken up with her.
My girlfriend was a real Christine this morning. She woke me up by spitting the neighbor's jizz on my face.
I swear if I have to see one more thot on Twitch spread her legs and show me her roast-beef Christine I'm gonna switch to Mixer.
Christine by Cuntsworth December 26, 2019

Christina Marks

The most amazing woman you'll ever meet in your life. She is definitely a keeper. Someone you're friends and family and going to love. Plus she's amazing in bed.
Wow, that's Christina Marks.
Very good looking girl, somewhat tall, and has a great personality. Athletic and funny, would be worth it to risk asking out.
Bro, Christina is right there man, go ask her
I know, just gimme a second to get ready
Christina by cozcozcoz March 31, 2020
Christina is the kind of girl that just says what she means! She only wants to laugh in life. Christina's are very short and will stay this way, but don't worry because they are the one of the FUNNIEST people you will ever meet.

Christina's trust can be broken easily but they easily forgive. Christina's are rare so be GRATEFUL if you ever tame one, also be prepared for how much they sleep!

They can also be RIDICULOUSLY mean for no reason, people can never get there heads around Christina's... unless you have befriended one for life!
A-"yo... that christina girl is weird"
B-"dude, if you got to know her you would know how funny she is!"
Christina by FreedomGod101 May 22, 2020