stephen alex root

a boy who really loves jet skis

alex’s gf: “When Stephen Alex Root isn’t paying attention to me, he’s on his jet ski.”

stephen alex root by mattresseater August 3, 2023

stephen coff 

absolute fuckwit

wow, that fella is so gay, his name must be stephen coff

stephen coff by B1 from N80 chat May 30, 2023

Stephen gawking

Stephen Gawking was a gawkicist who was considered among the best since Einstein and Newton. He was also an autist, prompting many mindless gawkeist nuts to use arguments from authority. It was obvious why a man like Stephen Gawking was a gawkeist. It wasn't intellect that encouraged him. It was emotion stemmed from the condition he suffered. You could see that this was the case when an otherwise intelligent man used an evidenceless hypothesis (multiverse which is science fiction) to advocate gawkeism. Unfortunately, many gawkeists then used arguments from authority by asserting that because Gawking was a gawkeist, it must have been correct.

Stephen Gawking, an otherwise great scientist whose emotion caused him to put his faith in an evidenceless hypothesis to explain the origin of the universe.

"Stephen Gawking was really, really smart about space stuff. His ideas are so cool, they inspire lots of other scientists to find out more about the universe."

"Uhm, have you heard of Stephen Gawking? He was, like, crazy smart about space things! His ideas were, like, super cool and made you go 'hmm' wanting to know more about the universe and all."

Stephen gawking by Stephen Gawking fan January 2, 2024

Stephen hawk-ing 

When the head so fire that your cerebral cortex shuts down completely resulting in complete paralysis.

(On computer monitor) bro last night was crazy she gave me a stephen hawk-ing

Stephen hawk-ing by anonymous May 24, 2024

Stephen Miller 

US Citizen who is a Jewish Nazi.

"Someone needs to tell that Nazi Stephen Miller that he's Jewish and being a Nazi is an oxymoron!"

Stephen Miller by Ed Abull January 5, 2025

Stephen "Hauk"ing 

When a girl is giving a blowjob and her neck gets tired, so she rests it on her shoulder and continues slobbing that knob.

Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl started doing the Stephen Hauking...

Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl had to perform the Stephen "Hauk"ing."

Stephen "Hauk"ing by The blumpqueen January 31, 2025

Stephen Janssen 

A guy who likes math and say AAAAA a lot. He is also very smart and a decent person to be with

Hey, how’s he?
Friend: Just being a Stephen Janssen, as always.

Stephen Janssen by YarrJeg-O March 21, 2025