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His heart has been broke in a million pieces, so be careful with his heart. On the exterior, he is very happy and chills with his friends. On the interior, all happiness is flushed down the toilet and he cries alone, but he does not let others show it. heart been broken so many times for him that he is used to it ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
โ€œYou know John?โ€
โ€œOh, him? I heard he got his heart broken by 7 girls. RIP THAT PUSSY AAAYYโ€
โ€œAnd the time he got asked out as girl was a jokeโ€
John by KFJDHAHS September 27, 2021
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Very outgoing person with a good personality but can be cocky at times. he is usually hard to get to know but is very fun when You do. He is or tries to be a ladies man and is not afraid to ask anyone out. He has little to no filter and says whatever he feels like not caring about the results. John overall is a pretty cool guy
John by anonymous October 6, 2021
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John by Me, John October 16, 2021
John is a cool laid back dude with trust issues, a very short temper, and will claim to be broke but never really is. He has been hurt multiple times before but he still tries to open up and find the right one. He knows how to dress, and he makes sure everybody around him is good. If dating a John never let him go or do him wrong because youโ€™ll really regret it. He literally has a one of a kind vibe and you will never find somebody that loves you like John does. If you ever find a John don't let him go or youโ€™ll regret it.
Wassup John.
John by Sheeeeeeeeshhhh October 29, 2021
sexy ass beast like entity who gets all the girls
soz john if ur reading this but i lied
john by milky_banana-69 October 31, 2021
He is the definition of toxic masculinity

Sorry if your uncles name is John
John is a nice guy with a bad past, John needs to form some self love ๐Ÿถ ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡
John by Lightswitch1200 November 2, 2021
The cutest, hottest guy you'll know. Football crazy, man's probably bisexual if gen z. Gives ya butterflys when he enters a room and gives the best hugs you will know. Always listens about your problems, make sure too listen too his, it's the least you could do for him. Care for him and never do wrong otherwise I'll kick your ass. Gets all the ladies and gentlemen. Likes some type of mythology. Once you've found your John, you'll love him, always want him too be happy, that's how you love a john.
H: whose Ur fav person

Me: John is the most loving person you'll know, always been there for me and is the best johhn I know.

It can be used as a noun, an adjective meaning perfect and hot as fuck.
John by mArVeL fOr LiFe November 4, 2021