sticky back plastic 

Sticky Back Plastic refers to doing a half-arsed job.

From the TV program Blue Peter, where presenters often build useless pieces of crap from old washing-up liquid bottles and sticky back plastic (because they're not allowed to say 'cellotape' on television)

My thesis is held together with sticky back plastic.

sticky back plastic by boybacon June 1, 2006

Gold plastic syndrome 

Gold plastic syndrome (GPS) is the phenomenon by which gold-colored plastic tend to be more brittle than other colors of plastic. The term is used to describe gold toy products, which as a result of their color are more likely to fall apart. Gold plastic syndrome can be credited to the less dissolvable quality of many golden pigments, which make it more difficult for toys made of said color to stick together.

Just because its gold plastic doesn't mean its gold. Always remember gold plastic syndrome when buying or handling toys.

Gold plastic syndrome by PoopSock Crusader January 3, 2022

put it on plastic 

Paying for a good or service with a credit or debit card, which is of course made of plastic. By contrast, cash is made of paper.

"How do you want to pay for this banana muffin?"
"I'll put it on plastic, thanks."

put it on plastic by TheBattlePope June 2, 2016

packing plastic 

Using a dildo/vibrator in one's vagina or anus. Refers to insertion of ('packing') the sex toy ('plastic') into the orifice of choice.

1:
"There's a hell of a noise coming from Clare's room. She got a man in there, or is she packing plastic?"

2:
Judy: "Hey Jane. You been gettin' much action recently?"
Jane: "I don't need a man. I slip a rampant rabbit in my snatch, a pocket pleaser up my ass pipe, and I'm away!"
Judy: "Hell, girlfriend! Yo packin' plastic!"

3:
"I'm packing plastic, and that's what makes my life so fucking fantastic."

packing plastic by Norm Cherry February 11, 2009

faptastic plastic 

A condom. Useful tool to prevent your hand from giving you an STD.

I seriously need to get a pack of faptastic plastics.

faptastic plastic by Red December 16, 2004

Barcelona plastic fan 

A plastic Barcelona fan is someone is just supporting Barcelona because of their glory. They started supporting the club because of winning titles. Right now when Barcelona are at their lowest have the majority of their fans left because Barcelona is made of plastic. They are probably going to support PSG because of Messi

Common names of people who are plastic fans of this run down club are: Ahmad, Mehmed, Zhang and Stefan

Ali is such a Barcelona plastic fan.

Barcelona plastic fan by Ullvis October 11, 2021

Living in the Plastic Age 

Everyday my metal friend,
Shakes my bed at 6 AM

And the shining serving clones,
Run in with my telephones

Holding fast to make a deal,
Buy what's fake and sell what's real
What's this pain here in my chest?
Maybe I should take a rest

They send the heart police to put you under
cardiac arrest,
As they drag you through the door,
They tell you that you failed the test

Living in the...

Living in the plastic age,
Looking only half my age
Hello doctor, lift my face,
I wish my skin could stand in place

In my bed I read my mind,
Remember how the mice were blind?
They look so frightening in their cage,
Could this be the plastic age?

They send the heart police to put you under
cardiac arrest,
As they drag you through the door,
They tell you that you failed the test.

Living in the Plastic Age

Plastic Age
Plastic Age

They send the heart police to put you under
cardiac arrest,
As they drag you through the door,
They tell you that you failed the test.

Living in the Plastic Age

Plastic Age
Plastic Age

Living in the Plastic Age by Death Menace December 20, 2022