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Crystal Ball by TumescentMule May 31, 2025
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Crystal Queer
(Noun) A gritty term for straight men who only gay sex while high on drugs, leaving their wild persona behind but often taking home unwanted souvenirs like STDs from their escapades.
He turns into a crystal queer while partying, living it up until dawn, only to return to reality with a couple of regrets and STDs he picked up along the way.
Crystal Queer by gdiz916 July 21, 2025
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Crystal PvP
When unemployed losers who wasted their childhood playing video games sweat their balls off, in a game not made with PvP in mind, optimising obscure mechanics and techs to master an esoteric, highly effective form of PvP that no casual player uses.
"Dude, these guys are destroying us in Solar Conquest 2! I just saw him place a satellite mid dogfight!"
"He's top 20 in Crystal PvP"
"He's top 20 in Crystal PvP"
Crystal PvP by God of Papaya March 27, 2026
Billy Crystal Jew
A person that always lets you know that they're jewish no matter the topic of the conversation. Normally a dried up, puffy faced, old jew with
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.
Geez, there isn't a day that goes by that this guy doesn't mention he's a jew, or gives a jewish expression 'oy vey, chutzpah', something to remind you on a daily basis that he is jewish. Damn, I gotta listen to this shit everyday. He's a typical Billy Crystal Jew.
Billy Crystal Jew by Mikey Boyer September 30, 2013
JO crystal
Dude the other night at the lake me and my bros formed a circle around the fire and just fuckin jacked off together for like four hours. It was crazy. All of our JO crystals started glowing and the woodland creatures were howling and coming up to the fire and shit.
JO crystal by ChesterChester69 October 15, 2013
La'Crystal
truth if she trust you, but she will never lie to you she’ll just withhold information. She’s very understanding, aware and confidant, but she lowkey. She often pulls away from friends and family with no warning, or regard to how it will seem. It’s her personal form of self preservation; she’s turned off by bs! She just wants to laugh and enjoy life, she sees the glass as half full rather than half empty, she’s a optimist. When people meet her they see her as real, down to earth, sarcastic and funny, and once you get to know her you'll see her as an extremely loyal and kind hearted person, doesn’t mind being the butt of her own joke, she hates drama, lies, and gossip! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! Many people are jealous of her just based on her beauty, brains, and bank account. She is the personification of innocence and beauty, one tough chic that will not take any bullshit, strong-willed, dedicated, humble, beautiful, crazy but in a healthy way...good crazy, optimistic, adventurous, wise beyond her years, she has great instincts, and is just simply fabulous! she is a person with an old and wise soul, she will do anything to protect her friends and family, definition of beauty.
Everybody want's a Crystal she real and down
Everybody want's a Crystal she real and down
La'Crystal by QueenKee June 6, 2015
Dusty Crystal
A dusty crystal is a slang term commonly used to describe a rare sexual experience involving narcotics, specifically crystal meth. The man first inserts some amount of crystal meth into a woman's anus (the amount depends on both the thrill desired and the inner diameter of the woman's anus). After a satisfactory amount of crystal meth is inserted, ie there is no leakage, the man sits behind the woman, with his face very close to the woman's buttocks. Once the man is ready, the woman violently induces flatulance and the man inhales deeply through his nose, intaking all the previously inserted crystal meth and any other gases.
Hooker: "Hey baby, want some company tonight?"
Man:"How much for a Dusty Crystal?"
Hooker:"What's that?"
Man:"How much for a Dusty Crystal?"
Hooker:"What's that?"
Dusty Crystal by sm00th February 20, 2009