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Lemon Squeeze

As a guy gets sexually excited, his nuts pack up like into a single lemon. Squeezing his nuts as he orgasms can be intensely pleasurable.
Lemon Squeeze:

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.

-Led Zepplin, "The Lemon Song."
Lemon Squeeze by Laughing Out Loud February 1, 2009
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Squeezing the Beetle

Sam said she had a good time last night." "She better have, I spent all night squeezing the beetle.

Weiner squeezin' 

Festus: hey jimbob, you know mary-jo? the waitress with the black tooth?
Jimbob: you mean your cousin?

Festus: why yes i do, you know she don't look it, but she gave a Weiner squeezin' to me last night that you wouldn't ba-leave.
jimbob: You no good,yeller bellied cousin fucker, thats muh sister your talking about!!!!
Weiner squeezin' by jakerater July 22, 2009

Mop Squeezer

Mop Squeezer by Andover, ny September 11, 2009
A character from Magic the Gathering books. He's a goblin serving on the Weatherlight.
Ertai: “It's a magical book.” Squee: “Am I smart enough ta use it?”
Squee by _____________. May 17, 2010

Squeegee 

When you cum on someone's face and wipe it off with your dick
I squeegeed her face after she sucked me off
Squeegee by Greg the squeegeer April 20, 2014

Squeezer 

Wanker, usaully applied in a non-literal manner.
Steve-"Robert is giving me the shits. He borrowed $20 and said he can't pay it back, but he just bought a new car, he is a trainee and tells me how to do my job and he only talks about how hot his misses is and she's a dog!"
Greg- "what a squeezer"