zoomer humor

Any humor that zoomers enjoy. Usually annoying and unfunny.

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Ok Zoomer

Ok Zoomer is used when a kid posts a stupid/cringeworthy comment that is supposed to be funny.

Zoomer comments,
"Belle Delphine: I have the most expensive water
NileRed: Hold my diamond water"
Boomer replies,
"Ok Zoomer"

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When something or someone is considered as absurd; weird or abnormal.

When Terry twerked in front of the whole family during thanksgiving, he was being so zooked.

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play on 'suited and booted' meaning dressed up and ready for it. hence 'zooted and booted' means stoned and ready for it.

- 'are you ready?'

- 'aye 100% zooted and booted.'

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The best word in the world. 21 points minimum in the game of scrabble.

Desprate scrabble player: ZOOMEOFE!!!!!

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(1) Zoot Juice is alcohol in a high enough concentration to get a person highly zooted.

(2) A shit ton of beer

Matt: Nigga we have acquired the zoot juice, we boutta get fugged up.

A fucking absolute zoot lovin’ pot rat

“Yo did you see that guy over there?”

“Yeah he was an absolute fucking zoot rat

Zoot Rat by ZootRat100 September 23, 2019

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