When one consumes massive amounts of wasabi and experiences extremely asian side effects such as: "seeing in calculus", chronic oragami fabrication, aspirations of being a brain surgeon, etc.
worsened by: consuming rice or muffins or watching Jackie Chan movies
Nicholas became wasabified aftering trying sushi for the first time.
1) New chinese-style stir fry sauce by Blue Dragon for the UK
2) Sexual act involving teabagging after the recipient has taken a mouthful of the powerful horseradish-like condiment wasabi
Paul howled like a banshee when he realised Derek had served him the wasabi plum shot he WASN'T expecting