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Having a vagina/penis

Signs you have one:
1) Your penis is always in your vagina
2) everytime you take a step you quife
3) you've impregnated yourself
4) your a guy and you listen to the jonas brothers
5) you get confused when you have to piss
The lead singer of alesana is a vaginis
Vaginis by GUAMILY February 16, 2009
Related Words
noun. the region of a woman's anatomy encompassing both the vagina and anus, and all additional parts betwixt
For those who enjoy performing both cunnilingus and analingus, the vagenus is a banquet of pleasures for the palate.
vagenus by Dragon Prince December 13, 2007

Vagenius 

1. Someone who gets or understands women.
2. One who understands the female psyche.
3. One who could be said as 'knowing what women are thinking'.
4. Smooth/has a way with the ladies.
1. Dude, he's always got women around him. He must be some kind of Vagenius.

2. Dude! How'd you get her number?!

What Can I say? I'm a vagenius.
Vagenius by jls07e December 10, 2010

Vagenius 

A gifted aesthetician who uses the Brazilian technique to wax the vagina to magical groinal results. They are a godsend; a best friend; a trusted vaginal confidant.
Girl, I saw the vagenius today and let me just tell you…I feel so fresh and so clean clean.
Vagenius by Meangirl2 December 27, 2022

vagEinstein

Pronounced: Vaj-Einstein.

A guy who is a genius with regards to female sexual anatomy.
I started dating Billy because Laura said he was a real vagEinstein. Turns out he's just 'OK' in the sack.
vagEinstein by M. A. S. February 26, 2008

vageenis 

A female with half a vagina and half a penis
That girl has the biggest vaggenis i ever did see
vageenis by lardicus May 16, 2004