Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.
Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials
The act of masturbating to more traditional stimuli instead of whatever is supposed to be technologically current.
Dino: Hey, where's Stan?
Karl: We won't see him for days. He got his vintage porn stills in the mail yesterday. He'll be tradsturbating to the point of dehydration.
Dino: I wish he'd just do internet image searches daily instead of these binges.
Karl: He's a traditionalist, Dino! A real class act!!
1) A man who believes himself to be old-fashioned, traditional, and/or conservative yet in reality is nothing more than a paypig for his either overty or covertly non-traditional wife or girlfriend.
2) A self-described traditionally conservative man who goes after 'born-again-virgins' or women who are looking for more traditional men solely to have a leg up in the dating game. Often these men will not hold women to the same moral standards that he supposedly holds himself to.
'My friend told me he got engaged to this wonderful girl, but after said he's prepared to spend over 10 grand on the wedding I realised he's just a tradsimp'
Skittle's triad is a disorder marked by ovarian chocolate cysts, strawberry cervix, and raspberry labia especially seen in women with the following; excessive menses, syphilis, and herpes.