Texan gutter-snake 

When a woman defecates onto a man's face, then collects it into a urinary funnel, and proceeds to stuff all of it into the man's urethra. The man then proceeds to anally have sex with the female, slowly refilling her by pushing the excrement out and into her rectum.

Bro I was having a hard time getting off until I hired this cheep hooker to give me a Texan gutter-snake.

Texan gutter-snake by The Texan Reptile February 20, 2020

Texan cockshot 

Where you place the but of a loaded rifle or shotgun to your groaned area with the barrel pointing away from the body. The trigger is then pulled so that the recoiled forces the gun back words into the genatels causing severe discomfort and posabley infertility.

Dad gave himself a texan cockshot, that is why you are adopted

Texan cockshot by Barberella April 12, 2020

Texan Spam Folder 

A TEXAN SPAM FOLDER is the act of two people pressing their butt-cheeks together and one of them "pooping". The two people keep pressed together as long as they can, not allowing the feces to fall to the floor.

Melissa and Alex did a Texan Spam Folder on Minute To Win It last night!

Texan Spam Folder by Sophophilia April 16, 2014

Texan Santa 

A verb that refers to pranking a friend by changing their background on an electronic device to a creepy looking santa.

The joke, however is that most people will assume the worst when they hear the term, so keep people out of the loop as long as possible in order to keep the joke alive.

Ted: Bro, I hear Roger just got texan santa'd.
Roger (overhearing): Woah, what does that mean?
Ted: Don't worry, you'll find out.

Texan Santa by Andy Kaufman5252 December 15, 2010

Texan Flamingo 

A sex position when, a girl stands on one foot and is fucked from behind and as she is about to ejaculate she screams "yee-haw" and you pull out, ejaculate on her back and scream as if you was a shotgun going off.

Girl: damn baby, yee-haw cowboy ;)
Guy: KAPOW
Girl: Ive never had a good Texan Flamingo before.

Texan Flamingo by McPoppyAustin December 12, 2016

Texan Liberal 

An oxymoron. Everyone knows there no such thing as a liberal from Texas. Jeez.

Guy 1: Is that a Texan Liberal?
Guy 2: No.

Texan Liberal by Hotadff February 6, 2006

Texan Squirrel Dip 

when you are vaginally t-bagging a girl, while having anal sex with her.

I really need to find a girl so i can give her a texan squirrel dip.

Texan Squirrel Dip by [Def]-Sean M [Word]-Richard W January 30, 2009