television 

A source of good and bad media!!!!! Unfortunately, as humans we have no choice but to watch the idiot box!!!!! It consumes 85% of our entire lives!!!!!! We have to watch television for 85% of each of our lives because that is the ultimate equalizer!!!!!

I am going to sit down and watch TV, I'm sorry television, for the rest of my fucking 85% entire LIFE!!!!

television by Just another ordinary person June 20, 2013

Television 

A great thing for when you're just sitting around. Informative, therapeutic, and uplifting; has the uncanny ability to bring people together and suppress depression. Generally hated by people with no lives. Is an outstanding way to get the full scoop from credible news sources in keeping up with current events, the most compelling advertisements, as well as gathering a accurate and coherent world view.

Yea, I'm just sittin here watching Television

Television by bluefire669 August 24, 2011

television 

a form of babysitter

The parents put the girl in front of the television until dinner was cooked.

television by Ereck Flowers April 10, 2015

Television 

An idiot box normally a drug of choice that will hypnotize you and make you think you're actually going somewhere in your life and you wake up and you realize you were watching tv

Wow television is just gonna make me regret my decisions in life then it'll just be an idiot box

Television by ThePerson101100 May 23, 2018

television

Commonly abbreviated as T.V., this entertainment appliance only works when it rains. Parents often claim that this phenomenon is meant to get kids to play outside, even though technicians have akcually found out that it's caused by water entering a damaged coaxial cable, which is a common issue that disrupts the signal. Rain can also interfere with satellite signals, a phenomenon called rain fade, by scattering or absorbing them. Other causes include poor cable connections, damage to the antenna or satellite dish, or an aerial that has been knocked out of alignment.

I swear, every time it rains, the television stops working like clockwork! My parents keep saying it’s to make me go play outside, but I found out it’s just the coaxial cable getting messed up! Seriously, why can’t they just fix it already?

television by Emotional Cruiser December 4, 2025

Television Audience Laugh 

A Television Audience Laugh (TAL) happens when someone makes a joke, gets no laughs from the people currently in the room but from the studio audience on the sitcom on the TV.

I made a joke one day and the Television Audience laughed for me.

Television Audience Laugh

Television Audience Laugh by Thesonicsword November 7, 2010

Television Indecision 

Television Indecision (TI for short) is the state of indecision about which television to watch while watching a sporting event at a sports bar. This condition tends to flare up when there is a tense or exciting game or fight on.

Guy 1: Man, I don't know which TV to watch, there are so many!

Guy 2: I know man, I can't either. I think I'll watch the huge projector.

Guy 1: But that big plasma screen is so much closer!

Guy 2: Man I hate Television Indecision.

Television Indecision by Chitin_Commando October 25, 2010