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Teen Choice Awards 

Sluttiest children's special in television history. The abomination of awards shows and the most overrated.

Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.
You will die of ripping your own head off if you watch the Teen Choice Awards.
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the ideal teenage girl’s dream; popular, surrounded by boys, always going to parties or hanging out with her friends.
"Man Monet is a freaking teen idle, I want to be just like her!"
teen idle by dolansmoon October 30, 2019

Teen Choice Awards 

Kid's Choice Awards 2.0. Ages 5 - 8. Created by FOX. A rigged, scripted, unofficial awards show presenting fake awards to very "special" child celebrities who set bad examples to children of older or equal age, mostly to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. They use laugh tracks to make it even more stupider.
Smart celebrity nominated for an award: I think I am too old for the Teen Choice Awards. I am not even going to attend, like I give a shit if I win one.

teen stache 

A small amount of prepubescent facial hair appearing on the upperlip on males ages 10-16. This can usually only be seen on boys with dark hair. Sometimes boys think this look cool and decide not to shave it off. Not be confused with frenchman
Man, Joey. Your teen-stache makes your look like a frenchman.
teen stache by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004
Teen x is when you’re hip, you’re the shit, and you get lit.
Girl: he not even teen x fuck him!
teen x by 0pium_0pium October 10, 2022

Teen Top 

A South Korean pop group that consists of six members: C.A.P, ChunJi, L.Joe, Niel, Ricky, ChangJo. They are under the label T.O.P. Media and were founded in 2010 by Andy Lee of Shinhwa. They released their album, Come Into the World, on July 9, 2010 and started their debut on July 10, 2010 in Music Core.
Person One : " Who is your favorite member of Teen Top? "

Me: " Chunji... and L Joe..... and Niel..."

Person: " Why do you like Kpop.... your white"

Me: " Yeah...... "
Teen Top by met21 August 16, 2011

Teen Romance 

The best scariest thing teenagers face.
gimme this dance. teen romance