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teacher by ebolastimac December 20, 2014
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A man or woman that wastes the time of innocent children by teaching them rubbish they can get off Google and if that ain't enough then they unload at least 3 hours load of homework on you to be done by the next day.
This teacher is literally a time waster.
If I was a teacher I'd tell the children I'm a spy and want to get rid of the kids
If I was a teacher I'd tell the children I'm a spy and want to get rid of the kids
Teacher by Anonymous Earth liver November 10, 2016
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There are multiple types: good, ok, neutral, bad, and horrendous.
Good type: kids today we will do fun activities to learn the content. 5 questions only from the book.
Ok type: kids do your work and I will not bother you. The work is not fun but it is not much either.
Neutral type: kids I will teach u a lesson and then we will do classwork
Bad type: ANNOYING TEENAGERS JUST DO YOUR WORK AND GTFO OR ELSE DETENTION.
Horrendous type: hey kids. I am a good teacher with a good sense of humor. We do fun activities, so let's start by doing some book work. When we take a test, my bitches and ho's will get higher marks than hardworking people. Also asians will get better grades, as if I score them unfairly as I do with white kids then their parents will come and beat me up. Everyone who is not a favorite or a minority will get B's on tests at best, even if they deserve an A.
Good type: kids today we will do fun activities to learn the content. 5 questions only from the book.
Ok type: kids do your work and I will not bother you. The work is not fun but it is not much either.
Neutral type: kids I will teach u a lesson and then we will do classwork
Bad type: ANNOYING TEENAGERS JUST DO YOUR WORK AND GTFO OR ELSE DETENTION.
Horrendous type: hey kids. I am a good teacher with a good sense of humor. We do fun activities, so let's start by doing some book work. When we take a test, my bitches and ho's will get higher marks than hardworking people. Also asians will get better grades, as if I score them unfairly as I do with white kids then their parents will come and beat me up. Everyone who is not a favorite or a minority will get B's on tests at best, even if they deserve an A.
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Barman 1: Who's that tramp ass motherfucker ? He just drank ten beers, he sits only and talks to himself. And he be dressed like a motherfucking clown.
Barman 2: He's some kind of teacher or maybe he just acts like one.
Barman 2: He's some kind of teacher or maybe he just acts like one.
Teacher by Nice Uncle Andy October 6, 2006
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Teachers (see pedophile) are sluts who got divorced or married a dumbass and who can't afford to live, so they take the first job they can find and take out all their anger on the students. Let's see, how so? Let's look at an example:
Kid: Mrs. Anders--
Teacher: WHAT?
Kid: Oh I uh, just wanted to know if--
Teacher: Did I give you permission to get out of your seat?
Kid: Well no--
Teacher: That's it, you're getting written up.
Kid: But I just wanted to ask you something.
Teacher: WHAT???
Kid: Can I please have yesterday's homework?
Teacher: No. Now take this conduct slip and go to the office.
"Hmm, well, maybe she was just having a hard day", you may be thinking. You might even be thinking it's what she teaches that matters. After all, the reason why we have school is to learn, right?
If this was the case, the teachers would be able to explain everything they teach in a nice, easy-to-understand way. They would be showing it's OK to make mistakes because it's a natural part of life and they understand. And that we're all in this together, to learn how nice and fun it is to learn such wonderful things.
Instead we have asshats who didn't learn fuck and are just sticking to what the book and curriculum say. They just tell you bits of information and expect you to put it all together in order. Then they give you homework and expect the homework to be what teaches you. But they didn't actually look at the homework themselves, and so the homework has what the teacher didn't cover at all because he was either lazy or procrastinated or some shit.
And let's say we forget some homework. It's the natural part of life, right? We procrastinated maybe and found later we were just too tired. When we do something like this the teachers make us come up to them and they yell at us. Then they make us feel like idiots by insulting us and humiliating us in front of the class. Teachers can even take it as far as making students call their home and explain what they did.
Things like teachers, school, and homework are the reason why we haven't developed time travel yet, or efficient air/solar/water powered cars.
Teachers are fuckin' retarded.
Kid: Mrs. Anders--
Teacher: WHAT?
Kid: Oh I uh, just wanted to know if--
Teacher: Did I give you permission to get out of your seat?
Kid: Well no--
Teacher: That's it, you're getting written up.
Kid: But I just wanted to ask you something.
Teacher: WHAT???
Kid: Can I please have yesterday's homework?
Teacher: No. Now take this conduct slip and go to the office.
"Hmm, well, maybe she was just having a hard day", you may be thinking. You might even be thinking it's what she teaches that matters. After all, the reason why we have school is to learn, right?
If this was the case, the teachers would be able to explain everything they teach in a nice, easy-to-understand way. They would be showing it's OK to make mistakes because it's a natural part of life and they understand. And that we're all in this together, to learn how nice and fun it is to learn such wonderful things.
Instead we have asshats who didn't learn fuck and are just sticking to what the book and curriculum say. They just tell you bits of information and expect you to put it all together in order. Then they give you homework and expect the homework to be what teaches you. But they didn't actually look at the homework themselves, and so the homework has what the teacher didn't cover at all because he was either lazy or procrastinated or some shit.
And let's say we forget some homework. It's the natural part of life, right? We procrastinated maybe and found later we were just too tired. When we do something like this the teachers make us come up to them and they yell at us. Then they make us feel like idiots by insulting us and humiliating us in front of the class. Teachers can even take it as far as making students call their home and explain what they did.
Things like teachers, school, and homework are the reason why we haven't developed time travel yet, or efficient air/solar/water powered cars.
Teachers are fuckin' retarded.
Kid: Uh-oh, my computer crashed.
Teacher: Well it's your fault.
Kid: Why?
Teacher: Don't you back-talk to me.
Kid: But I wasn't!
Teacher: STOP ARGUING WITH ME.
Kid: Well what do I do now?
Teacher: You worthless child, you're not going to live a life with this kind of attitude. Some day someone's going to kill you and you know what, I'd be damn happy for whoever does it.
Teacher: Well it's your fault.
Kid: Why?
Teacher: Don't you back-talk to me.
Kid: But I wasn't!
Teacher: STOP ARGUING WITH ME.
Kid: Well what do I do now?
Teacher: You worthless child, you're not going to live a life with this kind of attitude. Some day someone's going to kill you and you know what, I'd be damn happy for whoever does it.
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kid 1: I don't want to attend Science class today
kid 2: why?
kid 1: because of that fucking teacher
kid 2: why?
kid 1: because of that fucking teacher