smackered 

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".

"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"

smackered by DanEdd June 20, 2006

snockered 

Extremely drunk; obliterated; wasted.

Let's go out and get properly snockered to celebrate your birthday!

snockered by Sarah Rose November 12, 2003

Snacker 

Noun. A varient of Redneck: Think Matthew McConaughey's character in "Dazed and Confused." The guy the underage kids ask to buy them cigarettes and beer, but instead of bringing back all the change, also gets a liter of Mountain Dew and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. Almost always seen wearing a mullet and driving an '81 Camero. Will have Zubaz pants in more remote areas.

"Hey you get change for those cigarettes?"
"No...Billy Ray got some Dew and Doritos. That snacker."

Snacker by Brian Morrissey June 14, 2005

Snackers 

Another name for Marijuana.

"Yo, Mark! You got any snackers on you?" - Mike

"Helllllll yeah. Let's snacker it up in my bathroom!" - Mark

Snackers by Mike the Sloth July 20, 2008

knackered 

spent, near death.
Origin from 'knacker's yard' where one took old horses to become pots of glue.

On my feet all day and I'm knackered.

knackered by Quas1 October 26, 2008

spackered 

So wasted on alcohol or drugs that you are functioning at the level of that of a spacker

My god you were so fucking spackered last night.

spackered by markymoo72 December 15, 2008

cock-snacker 

someone who loves to suck dick, one who snacks soley on penis

Pete though not admittedly gay is a huge cock-snacker

cock-snacker by Peter Dydo July 10, 2006