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smoothie 

a woman in police custody once said, "she got hit upside the head with a smoothie"
smoothie by NancyT February 8, 2009

smoothie 

after sucking his cock for a long time I was rewarded with smoothie
smoothie by stom December 27, 2014

Smoothie 

Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.

However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.
John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?
Smoothie by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015

Smoothie 

"Sally gave me the best smoothie last night."
Smoothie by Slangninjaninjaninja November 14, 2016

Smoothie 

A smoothie is a lack of a sexual reproduction organ, resulting in an completely smooth patch of skin between your legs
Male 1:So, lat night I was masturbating in the shower last nigh-
Male 2:How can a smoothie haver masturbate?
Smoothie by Handsomdemo January 8, 2017