joint session 

•Meeting between the House of Reps and Senate.

•Gathering of Marijuana Smokers

Man, i got a kind bud J, we gonna have a Joint Session tonight.

joint session by Hamain Muahmmad Ocksmaed September 3, 2003

Bitch Session 

A time dedicated to complaining, griping, bitching, moaning, and gnashing teeth. Generally a group activity, in which the participants complain about one evil or annoying person, or about their respective S.O.s, ex-S.O.s, families, professors, bosses, etc. The name derives from the verb "to bitch" as in "to complain loudly and profanely", not from the noun "a bitch", thus the participants may be male as well as female.

"Looks like Jim and Bob are over by the water cooler having a bitch session about the price of Gasoline."

Bitch Session by Bitch Session Blog August 11, 2008

Smoke Session 

A term originating in military recruit training, which refers to an intense physical training session, usually initiated as a form of punishment for minor infractions, where one or more individuals typically do rigorous physical activity until exhaustion and/or muscle failure.

Bro, it was a total smoke session last night after drill sergeant Wilson caught Roberts sleeping during fire watch!

Smoke Session by jonfl1 May 7, 2015

bullshit session 

(n). A long, droning speech given by someone who talks but doesn't listen. Oft, the listener tries to escape but has to be polite and smile.

2. an unnecessary meeting, as in a monthly meeting where nothing gets done.

3. unwanted advice usually given to a person when they least want to hear it.

Hey Tom! I tried calling you the other night. YOu weren't in. Sorry, man, I got caught up in a bullshit session.

I'll know better next time not to complain to mr. knowitall. I got a free introductory bullshit session.

bullshit session by boggler July 24, 2006

Pre session nerves 

The inevitable state of excitement one gets ahead of a big night out / session

What's wrong with that mong Max?

He's got a severe case of pre session nerves.

Pre session nerves by Lembob01 August 10, 2017

Therapy Session 

For someone to be a complete nuisance and annoyance, and saying that they're a therapy session states that they are the cause of you going to a therapy session.

Nuisance: Why do you like green?
You: Cuz its cool.
Nuisance: Why is it cool?
You: idk.
Nuisance: Why don't you know?
You: Oh my gosh, you're being a damn THERAPY SESSION right now.
Nuisance: ...

Therapy Session by Sorin's Defs October 31, 2017

Jeff Sessions 

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

Jeff Sessions by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018