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Salami Smuggler 

a guy who stuffs the crotch area of his underwear to make it look as though he has a big dick. Sometimes uses a real sausage of piece of hose, etc; and is not limited to using this technique to entice either gay or straight men or women. also used by trannys trying to appear to be well endowed men.
just look at that Salami Smuggler parading around Boys Town, trolling for action, with his overly large, stuffed package bulging out.
Salami Smuggler by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022
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salami sandwich

two pieces of salami with two pieces of bread together
I'm going to make a salami sandwich because I'm hungry.

Omar salama vlog's 

A man that do video for money and he is very bad at it !
He can also breath underwater

He is a legend !
He hacked is own account and said that our god MELLEEK had done it !
what a shitty man !
This guys is so hatefull we could name him Omar salama vlog's
Omar salama vlog's by Jesuisunfoutre September 15, 2019

Salami Monger 

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese
Yo is he circumcised”
“Nah he’s a salami monger
Salami Monger by Guy what August 21, 2020

Black Salami 

A black man with an extremely large penis, who can literally fuck himself.
"Look at the size of his cock"
"That's why they call him Black Salami"
Black Salami by johnhomone April 7, 2015

Wrinkled Salami 

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*
Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run

salami lid 

it ain't gon fit
"the salami lid ain't gon fit (gon fit)"
salami lid by kyoz' August 23, 2020