cattle rancher 

an alcoholic beverage containing any beer and A1 steaksauce. The drink is prepared by pouring a can of beer into a cup and A1 steaksauce into a shot glass. The shot glass is dropped into the cup then the drinker chugs it down.

A: What do you want to drink?

B: I'll have a cattle rancher

A: Wow your a badass

cattle rancher by Brian Brillian May 4, 2008

jolly rancher 

A slang word for being hard or a dick

"im like a jolly rancher
'cause i stay so hard"

jolly rancher by Briahna October 19, 2005

baboon rancher 

a person who partakes in events of professionally raising and ranching in a cow like manner of baboons.

what did u do for a living?
i am a baboon rancher...

i was ranching me some baboons

baboon rancher by Mike Sobchack December 25, 2007

Jolly Rancher 

(n.) A hard, sweet, confectionary that is prepared in multiple flavors including cherry, blue raspberry, and watermelon. An American favorite, the flavor is said to be quite delicious it can mask the flavor of most secretions during vaginal oral stimulation although it can be lodged into the pussy during the eating out process and can cause future problems.

Male: Hey sorry I was sucking on a jolly rancher while I was in there and I think it got stuck.

Female: Fuck it, do whatever you have to do.
Make: Ok. Going back in.

Female: Ouch!

Male: WHAT THE FUCK!?! *retch*
Female: What are you fuckin' screaming at?! And why the fuck am I bleeding?!

Male: *retch* I found the jolly rancher and I bit into it and it squirted! *retch*
Female: Shit! I knew I couldn't trust the guy at the rave last week who said he'd no warts.

Jolly Rancher by whothefuckcares October 9, 2016

Rick Rancher 

A gay fag that lives on Sherman Island. His boyfriend is named Finn and his best friend is Andy.

Fuck you Rick.
You are gay. (Fuck you Drew)
Rick Rancher is a whore.

Rick Rancher by thebiggayfrom1931 December 16, 2019

jolly rancher 

a man who works on the farm or ranch, and walks around having sexual relations with the animals. extremely common in arkansas and west virginia.

i heard theres been a jolly rancher sneaking onto old man jenkins ranch. his prize rooster couldnt sit down, and lost all his feathers.

jolly rancher by guy mann-dude January 31, 2009

The Jolly-rancher story 

Once upon a time a girl bet her boyfriend that he couldn't get a jolly-rancher out of her pussy with his tongue so he tried it. When he thought he had it so he bit it,but it wasn't the jolly-rancher instead it was it was a herpes bubble and he got herpes all over his face. The End.

Guy 1:have you herd the jolly-rancher story?

Guy 2:No.

Guy 1:Good, you don't want to!

The Jolly-rancher story by chris744 October 16, 2010