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Primal Fury 

Primal Fury spawns the following mobs:

Barghest

Dawon

Feradon

Maug

Warg

All of these mobs are ferocious hunters, so thinking like them is the key to survival. At the same time, all of them are elligible for taming, so try trapping one of each of them in holes, if you don’t have treats for every predator, that’s okay; just give them a name so they won’t despawn!
Primal Fury by Bad C dev October 7, 2021
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primal screech 

what someone does when they’re getting kidnapped/assaulted.
A: “lalalalalala we’re having a jolly not stinkle wonkle walk”
B: “for sure man!”
Woman: primal screech
A: “oh my god! i don’t believe me ears…”
B: “it’s the Primal Screech! go help her!
They save her
Woman: “omg thank u for saving me”
A and B: “it’s all thanks to the Primal Screech ™.

Primal Fuck Disorder 

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.
Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
Primal Fuck Disorder by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

Primal Face

(adjective; specific to visual stimulus; fleeting/momentary)

Every human being has seen him or herself in the mirror, and come to a conclusion about what angle, amount of lighting, and expression make for what they consider to be their "best face". Girls are more prone to this activity than guys, though gender does not preclude the act from taking place eventually.

On the other hand, there are moments in our lives, specifically during some kind of social activity, where we are paying little to no attention to the angle, lighting, and expression upon our faces. Sometimes, this can result in a starkly different - and often alarming - physical appearance of our faces, compared to the normally controlled "look" we present to others.

This appearance is called Primal Face. It is the most accurate and no-holds-barred visual representation of what we look like. Many people are not consciously aware of the existence of Primal Face, but they certainly do see it, when it happens. The most gorgeous, seemingly perfect guy or girl can seemingly degenerate into a hideous, fugly frumpbomb when in the midst of their own sudden and momentary Primal Face.
Bob: Dude! OMG what the HELL?!

Ingus: What?? What happened?

Bob: Okay... Okay....hold on a sec...lemme lower my heart rate...

Ingus: Geez man, what is it?

Bob: I was talking to Katie, and you know she's super hot, right? Well, I was telling her a story of how I got into acting, and her eyes glazed over, like not really listening, you know?

Ingus: Yeah, I know that look..

Bob: Okay, well... I looked away for a sec while I was talking, and when I looked back, Katie was gone...in her place was some kind of wretched booby-beast! All these wrinkles and indentations on her face showed up outta nowhere, and was giving me the fish-eye! It was scary, dude..

Ingus: Oh crapola... Listen closely man, listen: what you saw was her Primal Face.. The most uglifying frame of visual representation.. It happens to everyone.

Bob: Really? Wow...phew, that's a relief. I thought I'd been blinded by lust and had woken up.
Primal Face by Astral Dissection November 28, 2011

Primal Shrug 

Noun: Violent involuntary muscular spasm after taking a piss. See also: Piss Shiver
"I had to take a leak outside in the cold air and the primal shrug nearly knocked me of my feet."
Primal Shrug by blademonroe November 24, 2011

primal cellscream 

The sound you make after your cell phone falls into the toilet.
Dropped my brand-new iPhone in the toilet yesterday. Seriously, bro, people could hear my primal cellscream for miles!

Primal LouLou 

A youtube channel that doesn't upload anymore and died because he couldn't be bothered
"Bro this Guy has the worst channel ever!"
"So the channel is a Primal LouLou?"
Primal LouLou by ThePrimalOne August 2, 2019