pooping hippopotamus 

When you walk down the street completely naked doing the Helicopter Dick while peeing.

"OMG that guy is doing the pooping hippopotamus and it's getting all over me."

pooping hippopotamus by acoustiix April 26, 2016

killer pooping 

To poop with such ferocity, the results could be absolutely devastating.

Killer pooping is incredibly rare, and only one unfortunate individual has suffered loss of life.

killer pooping by ExtremeBogom March 18, 2008

Slipper Pooping 

The act of putting on slippers in anticipation of being on the toilet for a long time, in order to be more comfortable while taking a time-consuming dump.

He ate a lot of Chinese food last night, so he's probably slipper pooping right now. Might as well be comfortable, right?

Slipper Pooping by Andy Spring June 6, 2011

Future Pooping 

When you have a stomach flu or ate to many hot wings the night before, and youre on the toilet so much that your pooping out things you have not eaten yet.

My stomach is so messed up lately ive been future pooping

Future Pooping by PIG January 3, 2013

insta-pooping 

The action of strolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

insta-pooping by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016

Skeet Pooping 

When you shit in the shape of an O and shoot a poop directly through the hole

James: " Yo bro, heard u were in Montana for break. U do any skeet shooting?"

Dan: "Nah man but I did go skeet pooping."

James: "????"

Dan: " Yea man I hit 2 skeet poops in one shit after ripping a couple clementines"

Skeet Pooping by TheRealSkeetPooper January 4, 2021

youtube pooping

The fine art of watching youtube videos whilst partaking in a massive bowel evacuation.

(Watching YouTube while taking a big shit)

Affectionately named after a memetic form of video popular among Millennials and early Generation Z-ers.

Brian: “I was youtube pooping for about an hour last night.”

Jimmy: “So was I.”

youtube pooping by TheSleeperThatHaunts August 7, 2021