Stealing Pencils 

The act of showing that the person is admitting to having sexual attraction to men which makes the person extra extra gay.

John Doe: *Steals pencil*

Joe: Nigga you gay for stealing pencils

Stealing Pencils by The Peanut Myth November 1, 2019

penalty merchant 

the definition of penalty merchant is lionel messi in the Qatar 2022 world cup

leo messi likes to teach his teammates how to dive in the pen area so he could preform his favorite football activity: penalty merchanting.
“i won the world cup with 7 penalties” -lionel messi

penalty merchant by cheettoz December 13, 2022

Pencilvania 

The American state just south of the New England region where graphite-cored writing-instruments are manufactured.

I was helping my elderly aunt to tidy up the basement in her Susquehanna County summer-house, and I came across a jumbled desk-drawer partly full of shiny new yellow and orange “erasable No. 2’s”; I joked with her that I’d "finally found the pencils in Pencilvania”.

Pencilvania by QuacksO November 8, 2018

Ghostiano penaldo 

Ghostiano penaldo is an overrated portuguese player that do Statpads with penalty whenever he ghosted in a match.

Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.

Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.

Do you what how Ghostiano penaldo ghosted today?

Ghostiano penaldo by anonymous May 1, 2021

Penaldo 

Penaldo is an International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished

Girl Friend-"Our relationship is Penaldo"
Boy Friend-"What? Our relationship is finished?"

Penaldo by Lolkumu October 17, 2021

Penaldian 

A Penaldian is a person who sucks on Ronaldo and always gets put in they're place by Messi. Penaldians have an iq of about 2 at maximum, they come from Penaldia where they stroke on a statue of Penaldo. They are either Vadrid, Penchester United of Pooventus fans as the last two want nothing to do with him as they saw how shit he was..

Person 1: Yo, Penaldo is an underrated playmaker

Person 2: But he has an 0.08 assist ratio in 2019💀

Person 1: He won tiktok award tho

Person 2: The definition of a Penaldian right here....

Penaldian by Goatesr10 December 27, 2022

Penaldo 

A very popular man from Madeira known for ghosting in stadiums around Europe and terrorising fans with penalties. He ghosts for a long period of time after which he finally ends his horrowshow with a penalty he didn’t win.
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.

No 7 has been missing the entire match.

Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.

Penaldo by KwekuSika April 30, 2021