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punching bag 

a person who takes the blame when something goes wrong, a scapegoat
An unpopular politician is likely to become a punching bag.

Mush pinching 

When someone pinches the tip of your penis
The boys got spy with a horrible mush pinching and he screamed like a 5 year old girl
Mush pinching by King7624 September 17, 2019

Punching the Clown 

To grab your pecker and vigorously stroke it back and forth, almost to the point of rugburn. Also known as Roughing up the Suspect.
I caught Joe punching the clown while looking at a picture of Martha Stewart. Sick bastard.
Punching the Clown by Naughty February 8, 2005

punching the munchkin 

To simply put it,Masturbating. Applies only to men.
Bubba was caught in the closet punching the munchkin.
punching the munchkin by Gunner H August 26, 2006

punching bag for dicks 

A pejorative term for a female who is deemed sexually promiscuous.

Patching 

The act of opening a message/chat and ignoring it.
My boyfriend was patching my messages yesterday.
Patching by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019