Polish Painter 

the act of pooping on another person's chest and finger painting a picture with it.

Guy: My girlfriend took a dump on my chest last night!

Other Guy: Did she give you a Polish Painter afterwards?

Polish Painter by Snarffy January 14, 2011

Face like a painter's lunchbox 

When you go off over a girl's face.

Alright helms, what'd you get up to last week?

I met that girl Clare and gave her a face like a painter's lunchbox.

Face like a painter's lunchbox by Roger Ribs September 26, 2009

Emma Painter

Emma Painter is the name of the most supermegafoxyawesomehot girls in the world. Those Emma Painters are the most amazing people you can find. No competition. If you're one of those lucky people who happen to meet one, I guarantee you, that you will never find anyone as legendary as them ever again. <3

person one: "Emma Painter is the awesomemest person ever!"
Person two: "I don't think s-"
Person one: "Avada Kedavra!"

Anyone who says "I don't think s-" to that-dead.

Emma Painter by jobu October 17, 2011

plastered painter 

a painter who's abilities are unmatched. often paints alone, 'cause no one else is worthy to be around him. sometimes tends to be a racist. loves beer and does his best work when intoxicated.

that guy over there is a plastered painter.

plastered painter by ppainter November 4, 2011

taint-painter 

The antonym of a no-wipe. When you take a shit and it's so messy, you find yourself scrubbing your taint clean because it's been painted brown.

Me: "Hey Dave, I just had the opposite of a no-wiper this morning. I had myself a taint-painter. I had to shower afterwards."

Dave: "That's awesome."

taint-painter by j0hnnyscene July 17, 2011

A painter 

A person who paints things.

Bob Ross is a painter

A painter by Donkeypoo November 22, 2006

shit painter 

one who uses feces as a medium to paint walls, toilets, mirrors, etc. also know as shit painting.

Sarge was the most creative shit painter I've ever seen! I stopped at the Seven-Eleven to drop and duece and a shit painter had just painted the whole joint.

shit painter by The Square Gang April 13, 2008