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Official Theme Song of Gamefaqs

Official Theme of Gamefaqs
(Sang to the Slinky song)

Who bans your ass without care,
he really is that sort of guy.
Sell-out and make a lot of dough,
that's just our pal, Cjayc.

"Time to purchase a new boat or car",
that's what he asks to himself.
Or maybe he'll buy his very own country?
That's just out pal, Cjayc.

It's Cjay, it's Cjay,
CNet gave him lots of cash.
It's Cjay, it's Cjay,
money shoots out his ass.

Wasteman Official 

an Official Wasteman; the process of making someone who is seemingly a waste, an official process whereby it becomes their title, making it more difficult for them to get away with their crimes of being a wasteman unscathed
"Check out the man consuming his own faeces"
"Yeh, I saw him earlier, that guy is a Wasteman Official"

official tissue 

anything that is hot, the best, kick ass, dope, fresh, the shit, or poppin'.
"Kanye's new CD is supposed to be official tissue."
official tissue by Annifer Beautiful September 7, 2007

official lesbians 

The kind of lesbians that you see in the porn movies.
The good looking ones, that look like women.
Not the ones that look like men.
Look, good looking girls walking hand in hand – they got to be official lesbians.
official lesbians by Tjpl May 15, 2014

OfficialMemeguy

Professional Pokemon player who wears a thanos cup for comfort.
Wow... OfficialMemeguy is talented
OfficialMemeguy by Hero00003 October 6, 2018

Official Wokesperson 

The face of an institution, corporation, etc , whose job it is to stand before the press and convey an image of irreproachable political correctness.
"Here at Enlightenment Worldwide, LLC, there is not one single straight, white, male on our staff", said the Official Wokesperson, who indeed seemed oddly indeterminate as to gender and ethnicity. "Further, I apologize for my English, as it is not my first language but my seventh."