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fuck the marine corps 

when a marine realizes he was punked by the recruiter and signed his or her soul over to an unforgiving bull shit gang whose entire existance survives only by the 500 kilo ton nuclear destruction of the motivation, hopes and dreams of every single junior enlisted until they reach a psychological threshold of "brainwashed"
first guy: "Dude why the hell are we the only ones burning shit every fucking day?"

second guy: "I dunno man, fuck the marine corps!"
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The most beautiful girl you will ever see in your life who will always put a smile on your face. Marion is a very smart girl who can be very clumsy and forgetful at times but will always make up for it. She draws every guys attention and every guy is jealous of the guys she's with. This gorgeous girl only settles for the one guy who will treat her right and not try and date her because of her looks, but yet her personality. If you're ever lucky enough to have a girl named Marion, never let her go and always do your best to please her.
Guy 1, "Who's you're girl"
Guy 2, "My lady is the beautiful Marion"
Guy 1, "Damn, she's hot as hell"
Guy 2, "She's not hot, she's gorgeous and has a great personality, and she's all mine"
Marion by Guy 2 in the story September 10, 2012

Marine Sniper 

One of the greatest assasins out there the marine sniper is THE most feared warrior in the world
Efren: hey guess wat
Steve: Wat?
Efren: I just became a marine sniper
Steve: Dude that is so bad-ass
Marine Sniper by A.O.D.619 November 4, 2009

marine going prick

Someone who takes voyages, of fancy, about themselves- a fair bit up them selves. Ridiculous, with no sense of irony.
Impaired, perspective ventures of grandeur,.
He/she is a bit of a marine going prick. condescending marine going prick.
marine going prick by bawbuggery December 17, 2010

Marine by insemination 

Someone {usually a female} who thinks she has intimate knowledge of the Marine Corps or is a Marine because she has fucked one, is fucking one or married one.
person 1: So Ellie's profile shows she was in the Marine Corps from 1970 - 1990 and that she's a Master Sergeant.

person 2: Nah. That's her previous husbands military information and her new husbands rank. She just thinks she's a Marine by insemination.

royal dutch marines 

The only force that could rescue 105 kids held hostage and eighty more in a trainjacking.
1977- South Moluccan revolutionaries storm a school and a train almost simultaneously, which were both held up for around 3 weeks. The Royal Dutch Marines came in and crushed them, losing only 2 hostages.
Marinela is a name often given to beautiful and strong people who are loud with their opinions. They are also emotional, anxious and they love dogs more than people.
Have you seen Marinela's new dog?
- Which one?
marinela by Aelurus January 7, 2017