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Lawn Guyland  

The way in which everyone not from Long Island insists Long Islanders pronounce "Long Island", regardless of how they actually pronounce it.
"Where are you from?"

"Long Island."

"BAHAHAHAHA, you just said Lawn Guyland ! And I'm not just saying so because I heard somewhere that people from Long Island do that."
Lawn Guyland by sundryreasons January 28, 2009
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Lawn Mowing 

A task of pure evil brought on by the spring and summer months, and subsequent rain and sun in these periods of time. The task robs humans of precious time in these seasons and is a real pain in the ass. Problems with lawn mowing equipment, such as mower not running,being out of gas,out of oil,and weed eater broken are just some of the fun times and great stuff in store for all to enjoy.
Lawn Mowing by TV CAR April 8, 2010

lawn gnoming 

The act of stealing lawn gnomes from people's gardens
me and my buddies went lawn gnoming last night
lawn gnoming by Anonymous June 21, 2003

lawn shark 

Any miscellaneous item lying on the lawn that gets in the way while you're mowing. After you run the item over pieces of it may attempt to "bite" you as they're spat out the sides of the mower. This item could be anything from a golf club to trash that your neighbor plucked off his lawn and threw onto yours.
Herman: Hey, have you seen Collin's leg?
George: No, why? What happened?
Herman: He ran over an extension cord while he was mowing the lawn last night. It got stuck in the mower and started whipping around, cut up his leg really bad.
George: Gotta watch out for those damn lawn sharks!
lawn shark by J. Arnier November 25, 2007

Lawn Gnome 

To ring someone's doorbell then run on their front lawn and make a funny face and/or position when they answer the door. Hold that position until they go back inside, even if they yell at you.
Dude! Let's go play Lawn Gnome!
Lawn Gnome by Glayyyyyyyyy October 22, 2007

lawn job 

fuckin up someone's front lawn with your car.
I gave that stupid bitch teacher a lawn job for failing me.
lawn job by Cameron March 21, 2004