Klinger

A "Klinger" is an unattractive woman in her 40's who considers herself a cougar. You will see her in a padded bra, cleavage exposed (and sagging), at dive bars across America picking up on young, impressionable, highly intoxicated boys. The Klinger is the most dangerous of all the cougar breeds. The reason being is the delirious state of mind, thinking they are a sexy and irresistible cougar. Must always proceed with caution and a Klinger is almost always a "Double Bagger"

That was a close call Mike, thanks for saving me! I was about one beer away from going home with that Klinger. Hey Peter, that's what friends are for.

Klinger by TheMikeDavis June 29, 2011

klingberg scrubber 

The act of using toothpaste to jack off

Did u do the Klingberg scrubber

klingberg scrubber by Heyker October 24, 2017

kyligga 

only the most handsome, swag and all around perfect man to ever graze this earth.

Here comes all mighty kyligga, we better get on our knees and open out mouths

kyligga by mrkyligga April 13, 2021

Desperate Klingon 

When someone is so desperate to stay in political power they actually promise vaccines at "Warp Speed."

Did you hear that Donald Trump promised a vaccine by the end of the year?
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.

Desperate Klingon by No Hemingway May 21, 2020

Kylin 

An amazing, talented, wonderful girl, with a great personality. Always there if you need someone to talk to, even if it's just about cakes, or something stupid like that. Despite what she thinks, she's an AMAZING friend, great actor, and beautiful blonde. A geek, but honestly, who doesn't like a geeky girl??? She's awesome, and if you see her let her know!

Fred: Did you see Kylin over there? She's a great person!

Ed: Yeah!!! She's a great friend, too!

Kylin by Psuedonym26 August 5, 2012

Klingons 

Shit that just wont wipe away.

My ass is full of Klingons

Klingons by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Klingon Bird of Prey 

When you clean your plate at Captain D's and they give you a sucker.

Cory executed the Klingon Bird of Prey on New Year's Eve.

Klingon Bird of Prey by PoolHallian January 8, 2009