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fiery hammerhead 

Slapping the head of one’s man piece upon the neck of a bottle of Fireball and leaving behind said bottle in a sovereign nation casino public restroom stall for others to enjoy. First popularized in Oneida Nation in Green Bay in January of 2022
Yo! Did you guys see the bottle of Fireball?

Yep, Troy just dropped a Fiery Hammerhead and left the bottle in the stall.
fiery hammerhead by Wings2022 January 15, 2022

Indonesian Hammerhead Condom

The act of rolling a condom up to make it hard and pointy before ramming it into a wood chipper.
"Oi Aylab, I am gonna get it on with the Indonesian Hammerhead Condom"
"Lets go rajeet"

Hammered and Sickled 

The act of getting hammered off of a Russian alcohol, typically vodka.

The term comes from the flag of the former Soviet Union (present day Russia), a hammer and sickle.
Ivan- What's Borris been drinking?
Vlad- He just downed 3 bottles of Smirnoff in like a minute!
Ivan- Shit, he must be hammered and sickled!

hammered dogshit 

1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.

2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.

3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.

1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."

2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!

3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.

hammered 

The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.

Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.
hammered by cabflow December 4, 2011

hamsterhead 

A person who has a one-track mind, one that spins in circles, generally on a single, annoying topic without ever really making a valid or substantial point.
Our President is a complete hamsterhead when it comes to his fixation on insulting the appearance or mannerisms of members of the media who are critical of his ineptitude.
hamsterhead by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2017