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grundleslap

A guy makes his pants tight so that the area above his dick if firm (usually by sitting down, you know what i mean) and then slaps it with his hand, in what would seem to be painful but is completely not.
I grundleslapped you mom last night
grundleslap by xhollywoodx January 13, 2006
Grundie is multiple artsy alternative fashion/aesthetic styles mixed together, specifically the mixing of dark and edgy grunge style with colorful and creative indie style. A person identifying as grundie will have a collection of eclectic things that don’t fit into one aesthetic. They may find themselves embracing multiple aesthetics at once, wearing all black with red accessories one day and tie dye with all black accessories the next. They will probably hand make much of their room decor and enjoy customizing or up cycling their clothing. They’ll probably also enjoy a large variety of music genres, from country, to pop, to screamo.
“What would you say that person’s style is? They can’t seem to decide.”

Oh, they’re probably grundie.”
Grundie by Bones_h March 29, 2021
male sex organ, usually implies small size.
I mistook his grunties for a roll of lifesavers.
grunties by Anonymous April 22, 2003
Phallax's Sex Toy
When Phallax is bored of Trees, He gets on Grunties

Grundlesnatch 

1) the gross area between a woman's nether-regions

2) the act of a creeper snatching it's prey

3) an insult.
He'll grundlesnatch you!

YOU GRUNDLESNATCH!
Scottish for Balls or testicles.

From “Everything Scotch”
"I'll cut yer wee grunies off and stick em in a fuckin jarrrrrr and put em up on the shelf"
grunies by Bill-a-bob March 7, 2018